Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=TheKut]Me going carry as [[Graves]]. Someone trolls and picks [[Irelia]] as support. Me: "Whatever, pick Irelia, just do it good." Irelia: "Sure, I've supporting with her before." *In game* Irelia steals all my farm with [[Bladesurge]]. Me: "Stop stealing all my farm, I need it." Irelia: "Shut up, noob. I need the farm more than you do." Fuck me right!?[/quote]

[quote=AyushGarg]I was playing with a [[Lee Sin]] jungle and I was [[Veigar]]. Me : Dude come gank please im being pushed all the time and it will be an easy kill. I can stun him as well. Lee : I can only gank after level 6 because I need my ult for damage. Wut?[/quote]

[quote=throatslasher]I'll give you a few from some smurf games I played with my n00b friends. Me, carrying with swain in a ranked placement match, 4-0-4, and my suicidal maokai. he ganked for me twice, both times resulting in a kill for us before 6 minutes. Thought we were cool and all... ME: Sup, can I get blue when you're ready? HIM: Ganking bottom (Fails gank, nobody dies, 2 minutes later) ME: Hey can I get that blue now? HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF ME: Dude what the hell are you doing. Team: stop spamming HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF ME: Whatever. (gets blue buff for me, but steals it with smite.) ME: Faggot. HIM: I REPORT U NOW I went on to carry that game completely. Me on a smurf, playing with my level 28-30 n00b friends, I'm nidalee mid, and i'm 14-0 Their team: ROFL THIS NID Me: Rofl. I'm just messin' around THEM: WHATEVER BRO NIDALEE CAN'T CARRY (they said that as we were taking nexus turrets)[/quote]

[quote=Psychofrench][quote=NicknameMy] [quote=Psychofrench] [quote=FalseoGod] I just had a 4 Tiamat Aram Kayle asking my team to report their 3 Abyssal Scepter Kog Maw. Their Mundo had 3 Forces of Nature :D [/quote] I had a [[Master Yi]] once with 5 [[Zeal]] [/quote] [embed=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-fIOrUTIOQ] [/quote] At least this one got a kill....[/quote]

[quote=Bittersweet]"Syndra is so OP" -Random Gallio at Syndra release "Why did I die during my ultimate ****ing bug it's supposed to make me invincible - Fiora player who had been hit with ignite and cass poison[/quote]

[quote=MyRepublic][quote=throatslasher] I'll give you a few from some smurf games I played with my n00b friends. Me, carrying with swain in a ranked placement match, 4-0-4, and my suicidal maokai. he ganked for me twice, both times resulting in a kill for us before 6 minutes. Thought we were cool and all... ME: Sup, can I get blue when you're ready? HIM: Ganking bottom (Fails gank, nobody dies, 2 minutes later) ME: Hey can I get that blue now? HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF ME: Dude what the hell are you doing. Team: stop spamming HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF ME: Whatever. (gets blue buff for me, but steals it with smite.) ME: Faggot. HIM: I REPORT U NOW I went on to carry that game completely. Me on a smurf, playing with my level 28-30 n00b friends, I'm nidalee mid, and i'm 14-0 Their team: ROFL THIS NID Me: Rofl. I'm just messin' around THEM: WHATEVER BRO NIDALEE CAN'T CARRY (they said that as we were taking nexus turrets) [/quote] "Nidalee can't carry" My mind is totally fucked right now.[/quote]

[quote=Mooninites]"So guys, since I'm already feeding what if I just continue to die over and over and then you guys kill them while they're killing me" - fatelblade logic pretty much every time he goes mid[/quote]

[quote=Phil15]-1v1 me noobs our 0/15 fid to the other team[/quote]

[quote=Le Pro of d00m]So, i was carrying nid in ranked 10-3-9 or something like that when my team suddenly decides to start a tf without me, they all get shreaded and then our fiora was like "OMFG NID WHY DIDNT U SPEAR THEM IT HAS LIKE FUCKING 1000000 RANGE!" (same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!" ~facepalm~[/quote]

[quote=Mooninites][quote=Le Pro of d00m] So, i was carrying nid in ranked 10-3-9 when my team suddenly decides to start a tf without me, they all get shreaded and then our fiora was like "OMFG NID WHY DIDNT U SPEAR THEM IT HAS LIKE FUCKING 1000000 RANGE!" (same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!" ~facepalm~ [/quote] I don't know what was stupid about that. Fiora made a very accurate statement. The fact that you come on her and troll us after just trolling your team is very distasteful[/quote]