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Champion & Skin Sale: Pain Management

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Champion & Skin Sale: Pain Management


Posted by Akali on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 14:44




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Champions, when will you ever learn? Step into my office. Nurse Akali here to make those boo boos feel all better. 487 RP

Thunder Lord Volibear came in complaining of a sprained ankle and tension headaches. Rampaging across Summoner's Rift on all fours can't be good for an armored bear's back. I'm prescribing two of the largest acetaminophens I can find. 487 RP

Complaining of nausea and lack of balance, Temple Jax should get on a real diet before jumping around like a madman. Too many red potions and energy drinks will take its toll, you know, and that's before the kidney stones kick in. Rest up for a match or two and things should settle. 487 RP



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Shyvana's suffering from some minor fractures and bruises after she streaked through the sky in dragon form and crashed headfirst into a wall. Think before you gank and you won't be in so much pain! 487 RP

Oh, look who finally came down with a case of scurvy! Gangplank, you can't skimp on the oranges if you expect to stay healthy on the battlefield. Take these tablets and you'll be right as rain. 395 RP


LeBlanc, you may be a conniving trickster who eludes most inspections, but you still can't hide from my x-ray machine. You'll fork over gold for every broken bone I find and fix. 395 RP


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These champions may be battered and bruised, but they'll still perform. Grab them half off while they're resting in my infirmary from March 5 to March 8. After that, I'm discharging them immediately!


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Quote | PM | +Rep by IAmByakuya » March 4, 2013 6:22pm | Report
Pretty sure Jarvan IV will take care of Shyvanas head :ifyouknowhatimean:

Anyway hope to see more Shyvanas after the sale

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Quote | PM | +Rep by A Chubby Baby » March 5, 2013 12:14am | Report
Get Nurse Akali, or wait for Bloodmoon to go on sale? Someone help XD

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Quote | PM | +Rep by WoodyCoconut » March 5, 2013 12:21am | Report
I thought bloodmoon akali went on sale not long ago?
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Quote | PM | +Rep by A Chubby Baby » March 5, 2013 12:28am | Report
Didn't play her as much. But since her rework with her passive, I really like her. SO YES, I DID MISS IT xD!

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Pheyniex » March 5, 2013 3:25am | Report
get nurse and shut up. =3



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Quote | PM | +Rep by For Demacia » March 5, 2013 4:40am | Report
Pheyniex wrote:

get nurse and shut up. =3


Haha loved that comment, nurse akali op tho lol

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Quote | PM | +Rep by MissMaw » March 5, 2013 5:31am | Report
Get aaaaaaaaaall the Akali skins !


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