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Surfer Singed Rides in with a Gnarly Sale

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August 3, 2012 4:48am
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Surfer Singed Rides in with a Gnarly Sale

Posted by Singed on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 19:36

Dudes!

There are some totally gnarly waves out there today. Last week it was so low tide that this beach was drier than Shurima Desert, but now there’s waves so huge that everybody’s doing airs and just killing it. No flat seas this week – it’s totally cranking! Just watch out for the chop or you’ll get worked. Mix, mix, swirl, dude!

Oh man, but some of these champions have way too big of an ego. Like, I’ve seen some of them paddling out there to some real epic sets off on the horizon. Not today bros! You fall off your board, and it’s the big wipeout – you’re going on sale!

  • Divine Soraka is way overdressed for this party. Sorry, babe, but the dress won’t cut it out on the surf. Where are your flippy-floppies? Keep her off the waves for 487 RP.
  • Lil’ Slugger Trundle showed up in the wrong gear. This ain’t baseball, dude, leave the bat at home next time. Get him back to the dugout for 260 RP.
  • Mad Scientist Ziggs tried to use explosives to get some extra swell. Sick wave dude, but careful not to lose the tube or you’ll take your dirty lickings! When he surfaces you can pick him up for 487 RP.





  • Blitzcrank is just way too huge for the pipe! Sorry big guy, but you’re not fitting in that barrel no matter how deep you get. Get him off the beach before he rusts for 487 RP!
  • Veigar is totally twisted, dude. He was charging right into those waves to shoot the peak when his board split right in half. Don’t break your stick, man! You’ll find him down by the surf shop for 292 RP.
  • If Swain didn’t walk with a limp before, he totes will after the wipeout he just took. He tried to shoot the pier and ate it right into one of the pylons! You can find him with the paramedics for 487 RP.




You should definitely get on board with this awesome sale, but we’re only going to be out here on the beach from August 3 till August 6. Hit the waves before the weather goes bad!

DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask

Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.

Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs

Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Minho » August 3, 2012 11:49am | Report
Hm... I am considering purchasing Divine Soraka, but I don't use her much so I am still on the edge about buying it.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Anastasios » August 3, 2012 12:39pm | Report
I didn't like this one as much as the others :( i was expecting something more dark and serious if they used Singed. The mention of the work "gnarly" made me bang my head on the desk.
Still though, i can't say it wasn't a bit funny.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by MissMaw » August 3, 2012 4:24pm | Report
dude, this sale is totally off the richter
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by A Chubby Baby » August 3, 2012 4:55pm | Report
this is not a good sale...
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by MissMaw » August 3, 2012 4:58pm | Report
yeah but I don't know how to say bad in surfer talk lolol
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Wayne3100 » August 7, 2012 7:00am | Report
Got Mad Scientist Ziggs just in time! :D

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by IcarianWings » August 7, 2012 7:10am | Report
Anastasios wrote:

I didn't like this one as much as the others :( i was expecting something more dark and serious if they used Singed. The mention of the work "gnarly" made me bang my head on the desk.
Still though, i can't say it wasn't a bit funny.


Broski, can't be dark and serious aaaall the time. The waves are pretty juicy today.

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