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Quote | PM | +Rep by HoLyHiraKo » April 6, 2011 11:49am | Report
Greetings,

just as every site , forum, blog, etc has a chuck norris fan room i thought that we might have one as well. Submit your League Of Legends Chuck Norris related jokes on this thread, make people laugh and have some fun of your own. Please come up with innovating comments and try not to write similar or same jokes as some other person !!! Have Fun !!!

Here are some of mine:

Chuck Norris can move as he pleases even when he is feared.
Chuck Norris controls the summoner not the opposite.
Chuck Norris has 7 inventory slots.
Chuck Norris has passive automatic victory.
Chuck Norris can kill baron nashor at 14 minute mark.
Chuck Norris tells the dragon when to respawn.
Chuck Norris can see the map without wards.
Chuck Norris can have more than one same unique items( 2 Sunfire,etc).
Chuck Norris can counter jungle from his base.
Chuck Norris has red and blue buff all the time.
Chuck Norris begins with his skills rank 5.
Chuck Norris is invincible to all CC.
Chuck Norris can't surrender.

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Jebus McAzn » April 6, 2011 2:02pm | Report
we have this already

it's called "because i'm lee sin, the blind monk"

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Quote | PM | +Rep by HoLyHiraKo » April 6, 2011 2:20pm | Report

we have this already

it's called "because i'm lee sin, the blind monk"

:D


Didn't see his name on the title !! :D thats why. anyway it's a nice bunch of jokes.

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Quote | PM | +Rep by HoLyHiraKo » April 6, 2011 2:22pm | Report
Anyway i've seen the lee sin post but this is about chuck ^^ not lee sin. he might be op but he ain't the godly chuck.

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Toshabi » April 11, 2011 2:45am | Report
HEY GUYS! CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE STILL COOL RIGHT!? :V

jhoijhoi wrote:

Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





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Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
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Quote | PM | +Rep by Xaioli » April 11, 2011 3:13am | Report
^ is a jerk :v



Thanks a lot to jhoijhoi for this sig!
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Quote | PM | +Rep by Toshabi » April 11, 2011 12:15pm | Report
BUT ARE THEY COOL?! IF SO I GOT LIKE A MILLION JOKES ON MY MIND FOR THIS THREAD, ALL STARTING WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND ENDING IN CHUCK NORRIS, CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE CAUSE HE BANGED YOUR MOM AND HE WILL END YOUR LIFE BY BANGING YOU HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

jhoijhoi wrote:

Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





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Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know












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(1:07): I prefer your balls over ***hol












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Quote | PM | +Rep by HoLyHiraKo » April 13, 2011 5:33pm | Report
Toshabi wrote:

BUT ARE THEY COOL?! IF SO I GOT LIKE A MILLION JOKES ON MY MIND FOR THIS THREAD, ALL STARTING WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND ENDING IN CHUCK NORRIS, CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE CAUSE HE BANGED YOUR MOM AND HE WILL END YOUR LIFE BY BANGING YOU HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!


1st: Caps makes you cool
2nd: u're rude
3rd: get out of your house for a change
possibly 4th: use ur other hand once in a while.


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Quote | PM | +Rep by Toshabi » April 13, 2011 7:47pm | Report
Croconaw says no.

jhoijhoi wrote:

Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





MrCuddowls wrote:

Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know












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(1:07): I prefer your balls over ***hol












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