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that my friend didn't get any when there were seven girls, all ****ed, and only three guys. Man...I hate 3am surprise parties. I just want a normal girlfriend...

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Amazing Monkey » July 31, 2012 4:54am | Report
Over the course of 5 hours...I'm really not that attractive, they weredfjk gjusy justv skutty

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by MissMaw » July 31, 2012 11:06am | Report
another amazing monkey thread..?
I got freedom, I got a lady, I got a cause I'd die for. That's who I am.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Canoas » July 31, 2012 11:47am | Report
MissMaw wrote:

another amazing monkey thread..?

Unfortunately..
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Toshabi » July 31, 2012 11:54am | Report
You think getting wet with 7 girls is suppose to be a 'big man thing' and you're how old again.....?



+ I'm pretty sure that it's not your looks that drives girls away, its definitely got to be your immature, ******ed party boy personality. Women see those kinds of people as easy targets to get free stuff from.


MissMaw wrote:

another amazing monkey thread..?



Its been a while since we've been able to say that, but yes.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Canoas » July 31, 2012 12:35pm | Report
doing it with 7 girls might not be something to be proud of, but lasting 5 hours definetely is.

here's some advice: if all you want is meaningless sex try online chats. put a decent picture up and as lonv as you have a car its really easy. Not something to be proud of though. afterwards you'll have more shame than sweat. still, if you're into broken girls that's the way to go.

if what you want is a girlfriend then start by talking to random girls in the street. It's not hard either, you just need luck and perseverance until.you find the a good one. Keep one thing in mind though, being friendzoned is the best outcome possible as it's the quickest way to actually meet more people.

just my 2 cents
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Vavena » July 31, 2012 1:10pm | Report
Nice thread..
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