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Quote | PM | +Rep by Keondre » July 20, 2012 5:04am | Report
Why you are fighting an ogre:


The valiant knight known as Slappiz faired from the land of Oz. He grew up with his best friend, Pimpcake. Along side each other, they courageously battled all who opposed Queen Goddess Katherina. Slappiz, Queen Goddess Katherina's personal knight graciously fought for her, giving up his bromance with Pimcake to serve the queen goddess. Within a few weeks, rumors began to spread. The rumors spoke of an affair between Sir Slappiz and Queen Goddess Katherina. They both denied having any relations with each other, but secretly, they had a child named Keondre. Soon after the child was born, a baby ogre crawled from The Dark Forest to Elena Castle. The ogre child befriended Keondre.. but mommy ogre wasn't pleased with the new relationship her son has formed.

Around 2 weeks later, mommy ogre showed up at Elena Castle. She defeated every knight that stood in her path, only taking a few scratches along the way. When she found her child, she noticed the baby has lost it's greenish colour. Mommy ogre became enraged and sought out Queen Goddess Katherina and Sir Slappiz. She spotted them holding their baby in their arms, and Sir Slappiz graciously stood up to fight the ogre while the queen goddess and his child fled. Sir Slappiz took off his knights' helmet and showed his dashing good looks, beautiful blue eyes, and luscious blonde hair. The ogre couldn't resist Sir Slappiz' hotness, so the ogre retreated with her ogre baby. Queen Goddess Katherina and Sir Slappiz honorably gave up the throne to live a quiet life on the farm.

The End~


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Slappiz = Keondre's Dad.

Real.

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Keondre » July 20, 2012 5:11am | Report
It's suppose to be a fairytale >.>

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Slappiz es Keondre's Dad, no take backs.

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Slappiz » July 20, 2012 5:12am | Report
Who's your daddy ;)

Everybody, one day will die, and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun, f*ck a mundane predictable life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from; just living life out till you grow old and wither away. Find a passion, form relationships, dont be afraid to get out there and f*ck what everyone else thinks.
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^ LMFAO! That made me lol so much >.>

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Okay. Go with that. Slappiz es Keondre's dad in the fairytale..

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Duff, can I call you DuffieCakes? Seems like a cuter name..

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You wouldn't be the first to call me that actually. :P

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Slappiz » July 20, 2012 5:20am | Report
I prefer to call him Duffcakes

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Keondre » July 20, 2012 5:20am | Report
kay, so from now on.. I refer to you as DuffieCakes

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