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The Jokes Thread.

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August 4, 2012 3:35pm
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Quote | PM | +Rep by Anastasios » August 9, 2012 11:21am | Report
Canoas wrote:

I know plenty of jokes that are offensive.. as to me they're the funniest. This might be against the rules, so I'll only say one and if it's ok I'll post more.


They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million jews!


Hehehe. I know a few too, but i'll wait for approval before posting.


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Quote | PM | +Rep by Mowen » August 9, 2012 12:38pm | Report
I would just stay away from jokes that directly insult the ethnicity/gender/sexuality etc. Though, I think those jokes usually aren't very funny so you probably wouldn't have posted them anyways.

So the Jew joke is more of a historical joke than like... "Why was the guy so dumb? Because he was a Jew! HAHA!"

Also try not to get *too* dirty with the dirty jokes, as we're still not supposed to discuss adult material on the site. No I'm not sure where the line is, if you cross it I will tell you. :P

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Quote | PM | +Rep by Anastasios » August 9, 2012 12:53pm | Report
Kay Mowen ^^ Thanks for the heads-up


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Quote | PM | +Rep by Canoas » August 9, 2012 1:00pm | Report
Ok then, I'll write a few jokes in ascending offensiveness and you'll tell me when it's too much. I left out the ones I consider offensive.


WARNING: SOMEWHAT OFFENSIVE JOKES AHEAD.

1. Two dwarfs walk into a minibar.
Spoiler: Click to view


2. Why did the mexican push his wife of the cliff?
Spoiler: Click to view


3. How does every racist joke start?
Spoiler: Click to view


4. [removed by mod]

5. People say dolphins are really intelligent...
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Quote | PM | +Rep by Mowen » August 9, 2012 4:04pm | Report
1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.>

4. Too far imo, because it's targeting a pretty specific group and saying they generally do illegal things, also it's not funny! Removing it.

3. - My favorite, so funneh

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Mowen wrote:

1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.>


The statement alone is hilarious. XD


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Quote | PM | +Rep by Minho » August 9, 2012 4:21pm | Report
^ lol

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The statement alone is hilarious. XD


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Don't ban me, please, Mowen. D:


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Don't ban me, please, Mowen. D:


Maybe she will have mercy but you should apologise and present a sacrifice to the altar of mowen.
Human sacrifice will do best I think.


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