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AD Heimerdinger

Last updated on August 10, 2015
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Ability Sequence

Ability Key Q
Ability Key W
Ability Key E
Ability Key R

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The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Offense: 21

Legendary Guardian

Defense: 0


Utility: 9

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I know what you're thinking: "This is just some bronze noob that isn't even good, and wants to get attention by making an un-meta guide to a trolly character". This is correct. I am not even bronze. Moving on, if you want to build AD ****er, then you need to maximize your crit chance and attack speed, so that you can throw as many of those infinite big wrenches as possible. Most people will not be expecting an AD ****er, that is, of course, until this guide changes the meta entirely, so for those few weeks, you will be able to wreck them in their stupid, Magic Resist building faces ;).

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Pros / Cons

- Not Good
- Your team will hate you for playing it
- Not meta
- Inferior to every other ADC in nearly every situation

- Fun as heck
- Your team will hate you for playing it
- Okay skillshot-based CC in the Grenade
- Awesome Bloons Tower Defense gameplay achieved with turrets

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Laning Phase

In order to maximize your gold income, you want to have one champion kill every thirty seconds. In order to do this, you must rely on a CC-heavy team, and some amazing teammates setting things up for you. Make sure to pick up some CS while you're at it, and let the enemies fall right into the honey and activate your trap card, Hidden Bush Turrets! You don't need to approach, because remember, the best offense is a good offense. You really want to make sure that you get them to hang themselves, that way your inevitable after-kill BM is warranted. Make sure that your BM is good enough to let them know how much of a bakara they truly are :3

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BM Guide

This is one of the most essential components to the living, breathing, throbbing machine that is Heimerdinger's kit. There are a multitude of ways to BM them, ranging from mere fun laughs to utter destruction of their pride. But before you start BM-ing, you want to get your Dance, Taunt, Joke, and Laugh hotkeys set in the Communication tab of controls. My personal favorite BM is the spamming of dance, to get HD to the point of looking like "what, you tryna dive my turrets, young blood?". Another of my favorites is the classic "Illumiantiei confrimed" BM, where one places three turrets in a triangle and initiates an uninterrupted HD dance in the middle of said triangle. Now, HD also has a passive BM known as the IDGAF Walk. This is where his walk cycle is modified to where his head trails behind his body like it weighs more than half of his weight. This can be initiated by simply pressing one Taunt, Joke, Laugh, or Dance.

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Team Work

As the saying goes, team work makes the dream work. What you want is three supports covering your back and front with tons of CC, preferably healing too. What this will reward them with is an amazing scaling ADC with tons of area lockdown at end-game. You can basically choose your lane, and say "No, enemy team, you are not getting through here". If anyone refuses to support you, make sure you explain to them how amazing of an end-game champion ADC Heimerdinger really is.

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Thank you for reading my first guide. Don't trust any of it because I am just some random Bronze that doesn't know anything about the meta, or how the game is played. All I know is that ADC ****er can carry games, as long as your two supports get you fed enough. I've been fed numerous times by my enemy laners, in multiple games. On another note, I find that Riot Games' match-making system is semi-broken, because I keep finding myself being matched to the same enemy team, some Five Man party of friends who think they're funny because they named themselves Bots, like Galio Bot, Annie Bot, and Lux Bot, and only play the character that they're named after.


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