(This falls under the category of Humor, DO NOT ATTEMPT IN GAME... I will not be responsible for your actions. I DON'T OWN THIS! All credit goes to notnue.)

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THE YI ZONE!

Master Yi is the most bad-*** video game character of all time. He makes Sephiroth look like butt, Master Chief like tiny baby, and Duke Nukem look like a loser. But why is Yi such a bad-***? Let's take a closer look...

PROS

He has seven eyes. Just think of all the cool stuff he can see
He has a katana, which is the best weapon in the game.
He has sword boots, which make him run really fast.
He has a trench coat.

CONS

Nerf Irelia.

Now that we know more about Yi, it's time to learn how to play him. With my guide, you will be a pro in no time. Prepare to bathe in the glory, and the odor of Axe body spray.

Before you can be fast.. you have to set up your skills. I choose Revive and Smite.

Revive - Makes you run really fast.

Smite - Makes you kill fast.

THESE ARE BOTH MANDATORY.

There are also rune and mastery pages.. But you don't need them.. (Unless you're a wimp)

Might as well go back to playing Tetris.

While Yi is extremely powerful, he needs alot of equipment to crush his opposition. Start with some clothing, because being naked out on the battle field isn't cool at all. Pick up some red sodas too.. you don't want to be dehydrated. After you made some money, turn your clothing into X-Man claws... Now you can jungle alot faster. Buy a Rad Scythe too, It has a skull on it, so you have to get it. Now turn your claws into a Wriggles Lantern ; The best item in the game. It helps you kill faster and see more. If you don't buy a wriggles.. Uninstall the game. You have a sick-*** lantern.. But you're still slow. Fix that with some Move Really Fast Boots. You'll be cruisin' in no time. Finally, you can buy the best item in the game.. The doubleswords. It's two swords in one item. You can't get anything better then this. buy 3 more doubleswords since they synergize with going fast. At this point you'll have so many swords that the enemy might as well surrender.

Now you're a unstoppable machine.

Thank you for reading, you have learned the basics.. But only through practice, can you truly become a master yi, and maybe. Just maybe. If you're enough of a game master, you can fight me in a 1v1 match.

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