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SUPER SONIC DEATH MONKEY MASTER YI MONSTER TRUCK DEMOLITION
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Introduction
ONCE YOU FINISH YOUR BUILD, STROLE LEISURELY DOWN TO BOT LANE. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. THERE'S NO One THERE. "WHY???" YOU WONDER...OH YEA. YOU KILLED EVERYONE!!! THE ONLY ONE BY YOUR SIDE IS YOUR SUPPORT. YOU PRESS TAB TO CHECK THE STATS. YOUR SUPPORT HAS ZERO ASSISTS. "WHY??" YOU WONDER AGAIN. BECAUSE HE/SHE DIDN'T GET THERE IN TIME TO WITNESS YOUR GREATNESS.
1)
3 quintessences of attack dani. why??? because i said so.
2)
9 greater marks of attack damage. why?? (direct yourself to number 1)
3)
The normal yi player would now put 9 seals of armor. but you're not the normal yi player are you? you are the lone ranger of the galapagos islands, and your vengeance will be wrought upon the insubordinates.
4) 9 greater seals of ability power. why?? key word. "POWER".
3 quintessences of attack dani. why??? because i said so.
2)
9 greater marks of attack damage. why?? (direct yourself to number 1)
3)
The normal yi player would now put 9 seals of armor. but you're not the normal yi player are you? you are the lone ranger of the galapagos islands, and your vengeance will be wrought upon the insubordinates.
4) 9 greater seals of ability power. why?? key word. "POWER".
1) B.O.R.K (BLADE OF THE RUINED KIND). WHY? THE KING WAS RUINED...BECAUSE YOU KILLED HIM...WITH HIS VERY OWN BLADE.
2) BERSERKERS GRIEVES. WHY? THEY'RE BOOTS...DUMMY. YOU GONNA FIGHT A BATTLE IN SANDALS?? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT...CHUMP.
3) PHANTOM DANCER. WHY? CRIT FOR EXTRA DAMAGE. ATTACK SPEED, TO DEAL OUT THAT EXTRA DAMAGE EVEN FASTER, AND MOVEMENT SPEED, TO GET TO THE PLACE THAT YOU INTEND TO DEAL DAMAGE FASTER.
4) INFINITY EDGE. WHY? THE EDGE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE INFINITE. YOU NEED THIS.
5) BLOOD THIRSTER. WHY? YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR BLOOD, THUS ABSORBING THE SOULS OF YOUR FALLEN ENEMIES.
6) RAGE BLADE. WHY? THE BLADE IS CAPABLE OF DISPLAYING EMOTION. A BLADE LIKE THIS IS UNSTOPPABLE IN COMBAT, IT IS SENTIENT. IT HAS FEELINGS. THE MOST PROMINENT EMOTION, HAPPENS TO BE RAGE.
2) BERSERKERS GRIEVES. WHY? THEY'RE BOOTS...DUMMY. YOU GONNA FIGHT A BATTLE IN SANDALS?? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT...CHUMP.
3) PHANTOM DANCER. WHY? CRIT FOR EXTRA DAMAGE. ATTACK SPEED, TO DEAL OUT THAT EXTRA DAMAGE EVEN FASTER, AND MOVEMENT SPEED, TO GET TO THE PLACE THAT YOU INTEND TO DEAL DAMAGE FASTER.
4) INFINITY EDGE. WHY? THE EDGE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE INFINITE. YOU NEED THIS.
5) BLOOD THIRSTER. WHY? YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR BLOOD, THUS ABSORBING THE SOULS OF YOUR FALLEN ENEMIES.
6) RAGE BLADE. WHY? THE BLADE IS CAPABLE OF DISPLAYING EMOTION. A BLADE LIKE THIS IS UNSTOPPABLE IN COMBAT, IT IS SENTIENT. IT HAS FEELINGS. THE MOST PROMINENT EMOTION, HAPPENS TO BE RAGE.
IGNITE=DAMAGE WITHOUT EVEN MAKING PHYSICAL CONTACT . PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY HERE.
DO NOT CHOOSE GHOST!! YOUR...GHOST...IT NEEDS TO...GO
TELEPORT= YOU BREAK THE SYSTEM OF PHYSICS, BY THRUSTING YOURSELF OVER A LARGE DISTANCE, THIS ALLOWING YOU TO SLAY YOUR ENEMY AT AN EVEN FASTER RATE, THUS LEAVING SHORTER STANDARD DEVIATIONS BETWEEN EACH KILL.
DO NOT CHOOSE GHOST!! YOUR...GHOST...IT NEEDS TO...GO
TELEPORT= YOU BREAK THE SYSTEM OF PHYSICS, BY THRUSTING YOURSELF OVER A LARGE DISTANCE, THIS ALLOWING YOU TO SLAY YOUR ENEMY AT AN EVEN FASTER RATE, THUS LEAVING SHORTER STANDARD DEVIATIONS BETWEEN EACH KILL.
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