Behold! The greatest fiend of the dark! Fear him! Bask in the glory of his magnificent and terrible power!

Once upon a time there was a young man named Vladimir. He enjoyed the flavor of human blood. He tried African Howler Monkey blood, but it kind of sucked. One day, a man came to him and said, "Follow me and you will learn the secrets of the dark arts. All you must do sleep in my comfy, lonely bed." Young Vladimir was enthralled with this invitation. He promptly accepted the man's offer and began his ascension into the dark...

Use this guide exactly. Do not go all wild and add to or take away from this excellent guide. You will win any game if you just follow this guide word for word. You ask why he only wields one piece of equipment? Anymore would just weight him down. All he needs is his trusty sword and he will slay any foe. Really, how would having six different weapons help anyone fight? Vlad only has two hands. Come on. Oh, and don't forget to put the Tear in your pocket so you don't drop the Lantern. Don't wanna start a fire. Also, Vlad uses a magical "V" for his ability order so as to even further strengthen his abilities.

Pray that you never face a Vlad who is baptized in blood.