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"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself."
Albert Camus
"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."
Muhammad Ali
"Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense."
Josh Billings
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Scott Adams
"At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far."
Muhammad Ali
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby
"Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary."
Blaise Pascal
"Wit is educated insolence."
Aristotle
"If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you."
Muhammad Ali
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
Leo Tolstoy
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Yogi Berra
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr
"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."
Muhammad Ali
"I'm too damn young to feel this old!"
DuffTime~
"It's the most unhappy people who most fear change."
Mignon McLaughlin
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Steven Wright
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
Douglas Adams
"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself."
Albert Camus
"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."
Muhammad Ali
"Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense."
Josh Billings
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Scott Adams
"At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far."
Muhammad Ali
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby
"Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary."
Blaise Pascal
"Wit is educated insolence."
Aristotle
"If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you."
Muhammad Ali
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
Leo Tolstoy
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Yogi Berra
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr
"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."
Muhammad Ali
"I'm too damn young to feel this old!"
DuffTime~
"It's the most unhappy people who most fear change."
Mignon McLaughlin
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Steven Wright
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
Douglas Adams
- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
The first human who flung an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization"
-Sigmund Freud
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-Mark Twain
When one man stands in front of traffic, it's called mental illness. When hundreds of people stand in front of traffic, it's called protesting.
-Anil
-Gootecks
A day without laughter is a day wasted
-Charlie Chaplin
translation:
crazy does much work, clever gets easier
*Adding*
Do you know the feeling when you know you HAVE to remember something but it's exactly those things you always forget? :\
So true.
One of my favourite quotes:
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
-Douglas Adams
I love Douglas Adams.:>
~Nighthawk
I didn't actually make it, but yeah. :P