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Are you George S. Patton or a LoL Player?*
A Personality Quiz
December 7th, 1941, a day that will live in infamy. Japan has bombed Pearl Harbor. America has entered the war. As you listen to the news on the radio, you pour yourself a glass of bourbon and sit at your desk. You look up at the American flag and then begin to pen a letter to General Eisenhower. It reads…
(a) “Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.”
(b) “glhf”
Before leading your boys to war, you inspire them by offering these words of wisdom…
(a) “An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****.”
(b) “I call solo mid”
May 10th, 1940. France is invaded by Germany and suffers casualties around 360,000. You say …
(a) “I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.”
(b) “OMFG noobs stop feeding!!”
June 25th, 1940. In fewer than 2 months, France surrenders to Germany. You say…
(a) “My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back.”
(b) “lol u cant surrender before 25 minutes!!”
General Erwin Rommel, “The Desert Fox”, successfully commands bold maneuvers in Libya against a weakened British presence. You say…
(a) “Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!”
(b) “/all my team is so ****in noob“
You requested combat engineers to clear a minefield but command sent you an interpreter instead. You say to him…
(a) “Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.”
(b) “that build sux”
British Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery has the plans to invade Sicily recast with his forces leading the advance and yours to take a more cautious, indirect role. You decide to…
(a) …defy orders and race to capture the port of Messina before Montgomery.
(b) …say “KS”.
Over the Pacific, Americans lose a squadron of P-51 Mustangs in a dog fight with Japanese fighter planes. You say to your staff…
(a) “Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.”
(b) “Mitsubishi A6M Zeros are so OP. When is RIOT going to nerf them?”
September 17th, 1944. The Allies attempt a massive airborne operation in the Netherlands. By an unfortunate coincidence, German General Walter Model had placed the II SS Panzer Corps in the region for some R&R far behind the main lines. The Allies were not expecting a fight with veteran German tanks. You say…
(a) “A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later.”
(b) “call MIA next time noob. and buy a last whisper.”
While visiting a field hospital, you see a man with PTSD. He tried to escape the war with a self-inflicted wound. You…
(a) …***** slap him and call him a coward.
(b) …report him for intentionally feeding.
The United States unleashes the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima; a devastating, godlike weapon only conceived of in science fiction. You…
(a) …pour yourself a glass of bourbon.
(b) …assume Annie bought Rabadon’s.
After the first bombing, Japan doesn’t surrender. They wrongly assumed that America couldn’t possibly have more than one bomb of such power. America bombs Japan for a second time. You…
(a) …pour yourself another glass of bourbon.
(b) …check Annie’s build to see how much CDR she has.
Your mom calls you to dinner. You say…
(a) “We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-*****es we're going up against. By God, I do.”
(b) A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED.
Results...
If you answered more (a) than (b)...
...then you are an impostor because George S. Patton is dead. Or you faked your own death and play TT with Elvis and Tupac.
If you answered more (b) than (a)...
...then this probably isn't your first visit to Mobafire.com :)
*if any of my historical facts are wrong, my quotes falsely attributed, I want you to know, dear reader, that with all my heart soul, I don't care.
A Personality Quiz
December 7th, 1941, a day that will live in infamy. Japan has bombed Pearl Harbor. America has entered the war. As you listen to the news on the radio, you pour yourself a glass of bourbon and sit at your desk. You look up at the American flag and then begin to pen a letter to General Eisenhower. It reads…
(a) “Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.”
(b) “glhf”
Before leading your boys to war, you inspire them by offering these words of wisdom…
(a) “An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****.”
(b) “I call solo mid”
May 10th, 1940. France is invaded by Germany and suffers casualties around 360,000. You say …
(a) “I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.”
(b) “OMFG noobs stop feeding!!”
June 25th, 1940. In fewer than 2 months, France surrenders to Germany. You say…
(a) “My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back.”
(b) “lol u cant surrender before 25 minutes!!”
General Erwin Rommel, “The Desert Fox”, successfully commands bold maneuvers in Libya against a weakened British presence. You say…
(a) “Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!”
(b) “/all my team is so ****in noob“
You requested combat engineers to clear a minefield but command sent you an interpreter instead. You say to him…
(a) “Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.”
(b) “that build sux”
British Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery has the plans to invade Sicily recast with his forces leading the advance and yours to take a more cautious, indirect role. You decide to…
(a) …defy orders and race to capture the port of Messina before Montgomery.
(b) …say “KS”.
Over the Pacific, Americans lose a squadron of P-51 Mustangs in a dog fight with Japanese fighter planes. You say to your staff…
(a) “Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.”
(b) “Mitsubishi A6M Zeros are so OP. When is RIOT going to nerf them?”
September 17th, 1944. The Allies attempt a massive airborne operation in the Netherlands. By an unfortunate coincidence, German General Walter Model had placed the II SS Panzer Corps in the region for some R&R far behind the main lines. The Allies were not expecting a fight with veteran German tanks. You say…
(a) “A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later.”
(b) “call MIA next time noob. and buy a last whisper.”
While visiting a field hospital, you see a man with PTSD. He tried to escape the war with a self-inflicted wound. You…
(a) …***** slap him and call him a coward.
(b) …report him for intentionally feeding.
The United States unleashes the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima; a devastating, godlike weapon only conceived of in science fiction. You…
(a) …pour yourself a glass of bourbon.
(b) …assume Annie bought Rabadon’s.
After the first bombing, Japan doesn’t surrender. They wrongly assumed that America couldn’t possibly have more than one bomb of such power. America bombs Japan for a second time. You…
(a) …pour yourself another glass of bourbon.
(b) …check Annie’s build to see how much CDR she has.
Your mom calls you to dinner. You say…
(a) “We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-*****es we're going up against. By God, I do.”
(b) A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED.
Results...
If you answered more (a) than (b)...
...then you are an impostor because George S. Patton is dead. Or you faked your own death and play TT with Elvis and Tupac.
If you answered more (b) than (a)...
...then this probably isn't your first visit to Mobafire.com :)
*if any of my historical facts are wrong, my quotes falsely attributed, I want you to know, dear reader, that with all my heart soul, I don't care.
I got to say, really creative!
I wanted to say A on most of them, as they were nice courageous quotes, but some of those B's were simply "EPIC WIN", like the ones with Annie being the atomic bomb.
I ended 7 on A and 6 on B, so I've been on MOBA and like this Patton guy (though I only know he was a general in the second world way, but nothing more).
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