I have no friends, family, or gf. I'm a 56 year old virgin, and I just sit at home and play LoL and go on the internet. I hate life and am near suicide. I am too ***** to do so, as I have put a gun to my head multiple times, and it was a scenario simple to the one portrayed in the song "Like a Boss"
My job is an at-home telemarketer, but I really just curse at people, while pretending to be the owner and CEO of Jim's *****house. "You got the dough, we got the hoe." My real name is Xavier Rundle. If anybody could provide me with a solid job, I have the skills. I would post my resume, but I never went to school and have no working experience. My mom taught me literacy and my internet travels helped with that. I sure wish I had a life.