It's amazing what morons matchmaking puts you in, even in normals. Jabebot is a massively epic resource (if you don't know what that is, I would suggest reading my post after this). So, because all of the people I queue with in 5s are either even or positive W/L ratio, the two randoms are always negative (and idiots). On that note, if anyone wants to queue with us, we would be glad to have you, granted you aren't stupid.