You know what this entry's going to be about- it's about tromping around in singles matches and playing with a "pro." You know what I mean- that guy that's never lost with his build. That guy who can push into the turrets. That guy who's so pro his team will Teleport themselves into ANY engagement he sees fit. he tips liek dis so u nohe pro. hes liek totaly over forteen yeers old.

And may God have mercy on your soul if you can't teleport to him when he extends too far, or bum rushes them all, or when he ignores ALL THE PINGS and the minimap. God help you if you're half dead when his *** wants to turret dive.

Oh, and pls dont report me i not report u promise k?

Na *****, you still gonna get reported.

I'm a hothead, and I REALLY can not stand these guys. They are the reason teams lose. Whether they're over 14 or not, they don't realize that LoL is a team game. Sometimes you can shut them up- insult them, tell them why, and hope for the best. I use cusswords for this purpose- I don't run into this brand of player often enough to get reported for it, and they tend to get the idea when I don't agree to not report them. Either that or they think if they quickly change their attitude I won't.

The worst part though? These players, no matter the age, kill the game. Win or lose- preferably win- they take the joy out of it. And they don't improve.

You see, LoL is not just enjoyable for the play, but for the counterplay- seeing what lengths you can make the enemy player go to to kill you. Watching them pop out of nowhere then "POP!" your *** is grass. Losing teaches you more than winning, and when you figure this out you start to win games- or at least fights.

So let's get back to these players. If you've noticed, they suck. Hard. This is because they don't appreciate the counterplay- whatever they decide to do is right and ur just a noob

What can we do? Follow through with reporting them. Because one person's fun shouldn't come at the expense of another's. If they have consequences one of three things will happen:
    They'll learn how to not be *******s and find more enjoyment from the game than they did previously.
    They'll get pissed and stop playing period.
    They'll keep it up and get banhammered.

The most important thing about LoL is that it's a game. The most important thing about insults is that they show how much you suck. Not you on the receiving end- you on the giving end. And those who are learning their character or who are fighting one hell of a ping aren't staying in to feed- they're staying in to keep learning how to play. So chill, bruh. Relax. Pop open a Graggy Ice. Take a walk, listen to some music. Yell at your mom because your iPad's not the color you wanted. Just let it go, then come back to the game. You'll win more that way. You'll have more fun that way. And you'll start getting more team invites that way. If not, then uninstall and play Warrock. It'll be more your speed and community.

Meanwhile, let us enjoy playing the game. Not that you're reading this, but it feels good to ***** about you.

For everyone else, you're not alone.

Good luck/have fun