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Jhoihoi made a blog on how to make a women attractive, and I found out there was no such thing for guys! That is unacceptable! Some guys out there would like to know how to become attractive. Why would girls be the only one to have that kind of thing? That is why I decided to make this blog. Here it is, Fox Rage's blog on how to be attractive as a male!
1- First of all, to be attractive as a male, you need to be a REAL MEN! There are lots of things real man should never do. Sadly, our society wants to anihilate real mans, by making showers, and vegetables, and all that **** mainstream! We must not falter! We will never surrender our manly-ness!
2- Real men don't take showers. To be abttractive, people around the man need to be able to smell his scent. Every man has a unique scent, that is hidden by that cursed thing women invented, AKA soap. That scent is a bit like pheromon, attracting the women like a cat when you are cooking fish. If you want to be attractive, DO NOT take a shower.
3- Real men don't put deodorant. It hides the smell of sweat, wich is a signal! Yes, believe it or not, weither a girl admit it or not, your sweat WILL attract her. Why? Because sweat is the proof of hardwork? And god knows how much girls love hard-worker!
4- Real men don't eat vegetables. Are you a rabbit? No? Then why the hell are you eating lettuce and carrots?
5- Real men never run away from a fight. It might be stupid, but even if you get an ***-whooping, it'll prove that you are brave enough to face anything! Brave is a synonym of attractive by the way.
6- Real men punch his friends on their shoulders, and they send it back to yours. It is a proof of strengh and endurance! Women loves strong guys!
7- Real men never cries. It is a sign of weakness, wich is not attractive at all.
8- Real men don't go to the hospital. They use some good-old-grandma's-miracle-medicine
9- Real men don't know what pain is. Their wounds never hurt. It only itch a bit.
10- Real men never bows to anyone, whoever their is. It is a sign of independance, that all girls love.
11- REAL MEN TALK IN CAPS LOCKS BECAUSE IT IS A SIGN OF STRENGTH.
I hope I helped you guys, to become real mans and at the same time, becoming more attractive!
- Fox Rage
P.S. If your are attracted to guys, just change the words ''Women'' and ''Girls'' to ''Man'' and ''Guys''. These tricks also work for girls by the way.
1- First of all, to be attractive as a male, you need to be a REAL MEN! There are lots of things real man should never do. Sadly, our society wants to anihilate real mans, by making showers, and vegetables, and all that **** mainstream! We must not falter! We will never surrender our manly-ness!
2- Real men don't take showers. To be abttractive, people around the man need to be able to smell his scent. Every man has a unique scent, that is hidden by that cursed thing women invented, AKA soap. That scent is a bit like pheromon, attracting the women like a cat when you are cooking fish. If you want to be attractive, DO NOT take a shower.
3- Real men don't put deodorant. It hides the smell of sweat, wich is a signal! Yes, believe it or not, weither a girl admit it or not, your sweat WILL attract her. Why? Because sweat is the proof of hardwork? And god knows how much girls love hard-worker!
4- Real men don't eat vegetables. Are you a rabbit? No? Then why the hell are you eating lettuce and carrots?
5- Real men never run away from a fight. It might be stupid, but even if you get an ***-whooping, it'll prove that you are brave enough to face anything! Brave is a synonym of attractive by the way.
6- Real men punch his friends on their shoulders, and they send it back to yours. It is a proof of strengh and endurance! Women loves strong guys!
7- Real men never cries. It is a sign of weakness, wich is not attractive at all.
8- Real men don't go to the hospital. They use some good-old-grandma's-miracle-medicine
9- Real men don't know what pain is. Their wounds never hurt. It only itch a bit.
10- Real men never bows to anyone, whoever their is. It is a sign of independance, that all girls love.
11- REAL MEN TALK IN CAPS LOCKS BECAUSE IT IS A SIGN OF STRENGTH.
I hope I helped you guys, to become real mans and at the same time, becoming more attractive!
- Fox Rage
P.S. If your are attracted to guys, just change the words ''Women'' and ''Girls'' to ''Man'' and ''Guys''. These tricks also work for girls by the way.
And I made this blog right after Jhoi made hers about how to be a beautiful women, or how to be a real women (can't remember clearly, sorry). So, I made a counter-blog to her's >:D
If you are a woman, it means that you like those mens and this blog is only your opinion.
If you are a man, it means that you are one of those mens and you think you are attractive.
*Hard look*
**** it, I'm a real man...
Way better then Jhoijhoi's guide. By far.
God bless you Toshabi. ( In yo face Jhoihoi >:D)