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League of Legends Build Guide Author Stylistical

50 Tips and Tricks from the perspective of a Bronze

Stylistical Last updated on November 19, 2014
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0. Introduction

Hi! My name is Stylistical! I'm here today to explain how to be better at League of Legends by giving you 50 Tips & Tricks that will help you dominate the battle field!


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I. 50 Tips & Tricks

1. Riven is one of the hardest champions in the game, don't play her if you can't play good.
2. Don't be a scrub and give up your lane! Autolock to make sure you get top every time!
3. If your team is making a very squishy team comp, you need to join in. Chances are they know what they're doing.
4. Roman numerals are a great way to make yourself look like you know what you're doing, even when you have no idea!
5. Jarvan IV's ultimate is Cataclysm, you can flash out of it to get away. This is a useful thing to do. If he ever ults you, flash out. Every time. No exceptions.
Vi. Vi is actually an assassin. Shhhhhh......
7. Lee Sin can kick people. Only use your ult to save lives.
8. Darius is very overpowered. Ban him away every game.
9. Annie has bear, use it often to kill minions faster.
10. Master Yi is very hard to play.
11. It's best to leave the in game music on to allow your brain to get hyped faster, and make you play better.
12. Jungle is the most useless role.
13. Same with support.
14. Junglers only need to use smite on buffs and dragon.
15. If a jungler misses his smite on baron or dragon and costs you the game, pat him on the back an tell him it's ok. Missing a smite on a monster that has like 1000000000 health is normal! Math is hard!
16. Junglers are REQUIRED to gank.
17. Mid lane is the only good role to play.
18. Support sucks because you don't get kills.
19. Ashe is the only good ADC in the game.
20. If you can't play a champion, go practice them in ranked! Don't mess up my normals!
21. Flame at a teammate if they feed your lane. It makes them learn, and gets you hyped so you can carry that noob!
22. You shouldn't have to ask for blue if you want it.
23. You don't have to thank for blue, it's a team objective.
24. The jungle is the whole teams, not just the junglers, they don't need farm.
25. Any champion that can burst you down instantly is op.
26. Any champion with stealth is op.
27. Any champion with a dash is op.
28. Any champion that beats you is op.
29. Any player that out skills you should be reported.
30. Bronze V is actually where all the pros live.
31. LCS players aren't good, they just play in a really intricate manner that makes them look good.
32. ADCs should never have to rely on their supports.
33. ADCs don't have to get all the farm, they get kills!
34. Mid laners shouldn't have to take their own turret, the jungler should do it for them.
35. I'm running out of tips.
36. I don't know anything about this game.
37. 70 stacks on Nasus q at 13 minutes is a good pace.
38. If a tower has like 1000 health, you can solo tank it. Towers are weak.
39. Getting out of Bronze is hard, I can't carry these noobs! I go like 1/13 every game, but my team sucks too much!
40. The point of the game is to kill the enemies and the dragon. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
41. Warwick should be ganking before level 6. He doesn't need his ult!
42. Rengar has really good pre-6 ganks.
43. It's the supports job to ward.
44. Junglers also need to ward a little.
45. ADCs, Tops, and Mids don't have to ward. It's not their job!
46. Junglers should only gank losing lanes. The winning lanes don't need the gank!
47. 100 cs is quite a lot to have at end game.
48. This is tip numero quarante huit.
49. Sona is a useless champion.
50. AP Nidalee is the strongest build in game.


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II. About the Author (Whose totally not Bronze... No, really. He's not.)

Stylistical is a Season 4 Silver V Rengar main, who sucks **** at league, but loves making people laugh with his stupidity. The fact that even got into Silver V is actually kind of funny, when you see him go like 0/188 every game, and not even harm a single turret. He has been told that he has the mentality of a gold player, but the mechanical skill of cheetah trying to type on a type writer. He's also the author of the very under-known guide to the secrets of League of Legends, which can be found here.

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