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For this, just read the things... they are pretty straight forward.

Just for making him nice and tanky. The only special thing is the cd in the red tree. this is for is e, which is his main damage source.

Anything Offensive and tanky is an item that will likely work with Olaf.

Frozen Mallet - Must Get
Boots - Must Get
Hydra - This will make you better in teamfights and at pushing. The Regen is also nice. Other Lifesteal items may be better situationally.
Atma's Impaler - Armor, AD, and Crits... Very useful.
Maw Of Malmortious - This item is perfect for our friend. the shield saves him from his biggest enemy: AP burst. and the passive is hilarious with Olaf's own passive.

- When you die, either 1) DC, as they are obviously cheating, 2) Calmly type in swearwords into the chat (I recomend '***sponge') or 3) watch as Brolaf avenges you by saying "YOUR MOM"
- Get Fed
- 1v1 At level 4. you win.
- Olaf Has the highest DPS at lvl 4 if he has 2 points in q and one point in w and e.

Hope This helps... Remember that anywhere you go, you are problably more fabulous thatn annyone else. (Exception: Armor Of The Fifth Age Taric)