Humor Guide by Bludes
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and grammar mistakes - these are just for entertainment. If you find some - eat them. I only write this right know that you have something to read till the pictures are loaded. Have fun!
|Hello and welcome summoners!
My name is and today it is your chance to shine. You don't want to shine? You have to read anyways. There are reasons I started this guide for you guys. I will explain them to you.
There are two reasons I started this guide. The first one is: Blitzcrank and Graves are out of cookies and need new cookies otherwise they can't work well - that's what they said. The second reasons is: we need more people which are ready to fight against the crime out there. Trust me - there is a lot of crime. You may not see it, but you will with hard training and readingskills.
about those two. If you want, I can tell you what I think about 'em.
Secretly I don't really care what you think because I can write what I want.
Anyways.. The first one - The Robot - is harmless. When you talk a bit with him,
you'll be friends soon. Even if he's a robot.
When he's on the hunt he can be really fast and he will try to grab a bandit.
The rest does Graves.
If the criminal doesn't talk - he gets shot... that's the rule.
That's what they tell. I swear. They are a good team. Don't underrate 'em.
Before you are ready to fight the crime, you have
to pick the right runes, otherwise you will die.. because.. well - let me say there are many reasons. Not that I can't find a real one, because...
JUST PICK THE RUNES - FFS!
I really recommend you the runes above. Why?
YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO ASK WHY?!?!?!!?! Oh. You didn't? I tell you anyways. Graves role in the team is it to shoot the criminals. When this happens - Blitzcrank comes in and grabs the wounded criminal. Now it is time for the fun part. The criminal gets
grilled by the police. So why the damage? To damage the criminal more of coure.
it is your role to grab the escaping criminal. As usual
your movement speed should be okay with these runes. When the grab is succesful,
the criminal may starts hitting you or he has already shot you before. In this case
you should take armor with you. I mean - you are out of metal...SAFETY FIRST!
|"Gragas? That fluffy,agressive juice ball?
This is good. You know what? I will tell you something.
Once upon a time there was this cute little girl...
Baitlyn. It was her dream to become a police officer, so she
decided to fight against all these little criminals on the street!
Unfortunatly it was raining this day."
"What is it Blitzcrank?"
"Where is my part?" "Are you serious.. this is my story for your report!"
"Giv- Me- My- Part!" *sigh* "Fine... so there was this girl watching the street. When suddenly a rusted car crossed her way.
It was Definitely Not Blitzcrank . Anyways.. in this car there was this man struggling with his barrel in his face. The next thing I remembered.. I mean.. Baitlyn remembered was nothing. That's right she died. At least she survived and this is the point! THIS MAN KILLED ME.. baitlyn. HE MUST PAY! You will propably find him at some kind of bar in the town. Good luck."
"Interesting story you got there, officer..." "Oh shut up Graves."
"Such information. Many helpful. Wow... Okay... What are we going to do?"
"OMG WHAT IS THIS? MY EYES! THE FONT IS CHANGING THE WHOLE TIME!" Deal with it.