In this guide, you will learn the true way to play teemo top, all this trash about grasp and aery and havens forbid, comet... its trash. To truly play Teemo in the top lane, one must first understand their role on the rift. You do not play with your team, you play with yourself, in the least weird way possible. You do not win lane, you win your opponents sanity as well as hyperscale. Your main goal is to not win the game, it is to make the enemy so afraid, you force 5 red wards, force them to be used in base, play mind games and make them **** their pants when entering the jungle. This is no longer league of legends for them, this is league of "WHY TF IS OUR TEAM AT HALF HEALTH". So young teetites, learn well.

As a teemo, there are two universal truths in life
You will get camped
And no, your jungler will not help you
Once you accept these facts, one must account for them, acting almost like a little furry lightning rod for ganks so that the rest of the team may flourish. That is not to say, however, that you must give up. Once six is hit, the mind games begin, shroom up and wait for enemies. one shot them, gather those stacks, hide in bush and miss cs just for those two sweet autos and a q. As you are playing teemo, you have already won the long game because your opponent will not have fun. now all that is left to do is sit and wait.

This is the most perilous part if the match for teemo as your team has fed ad assassins by now and that isn't saying anything about that 5/2 garen in your lane either. you have farmed up and gotten liandreis and boots and now its time to shroom, take drakes after the enemies have half healthed themselves from traps, run around being a literal cretin and make people wonder why you ae in the game, wait outside choke points with shrooms for no reason when it would be int to stand there, just for the stacks. Do this, secure drakes and wait till the late game.

By now you mus have full build, have a good amount of kills, maxed Q,E and R and have a soul as well as at least 25 DH stacks. Congratulations, you are now GOD. The whole rift is at your mercy, throw shrooms everywhere, stand outside the entrance to the enemy base on a shroom and wait, type "teehee, I'm in your base, come and find me" when you are either in their base or not. After several fights of people being chunked by shrooms, their wills to live will be crushed and teeto shall come out vicotrious with the most damage in the game, one then must type ggez top diff despite the actual results.