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League of Legends Build Guide Author Vorthen

Diamond Elo Kat Guide.

Vorthen Last updated on February 25, 2013
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You are the Team.

[VS]

Low Elo scrubs that Riot match

Ability Sequence

1
3
4
5
7
13
14
15
17
18
Ability Key Q
2
8
9
10
12
Ability Key E
6
11
16
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 10

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nimble
 
 

Utility: 20


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Introduction

This Kat guide is only for diamond+ players who really understand the champion. For bronze league scrubs you should just uninstall now and save yourself the time.


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Runes

Runes

Greater Quintessence of Cooldown Reduction
3

Greater Glyph of Cooldown Reduction
9

Greater Seal of Cooldown Reduction
9

Greater Mark of Cooldown Reduction
9
The CD reduction lets you ult more and use your OP Q more. This will let you farm the scrubs who think they are so sick in diamond elo. The CDR will make your ult CD so low that it will refresh before it ended the first time you pressed R


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Masteries

Masteries
1/5
4/1
4/5
1/1
3/5
3/1
3/5
4/1
1/1
2/1
1/
3/
By getting as much CDR as possible you can spam your Q on the enemy. When you feel like you want more sexual tension use your E to get in close. To get multiple pentas each game, make sure you spam death lotus. With all the CDR you have you can use it pretty much every 1 second and thus will be able to farm the ****ty scrubs who play other noob champs.

The mastery page I use here allows you to get as much CDR that you can get. Some Bronze scrubs always think you need to get the 21st point in the tree. This will make you less effective because all of the other masteries are better. After many calculations in Excel I have worked out that this will maximise your DPS by 300% to 400%.


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Skill Sequence

Ability Sequence
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Your Q is the second best ability in the game. Your R is THE best ability in the game. Use them. Your E is only for extra sexual tension and getting in close to make sure you don't miss your Q.
Your W is **** do not take 0/10



If you didn't work this out already you are pretty much this guy.


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Team Work


There is no Team. There is only you. You are the chosen one. You are the one that will stop the darkness and scrubs infecting pro high elo league of legends games. The other members of your team are just there to feed the enemy. Make sure you make the afk by telling this in chat until they leave. This will reduce the gold the other team gets giving you an advantage.


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Farming

Don't be a sheep. SCREW THE META THE SCRUBS FORCE ON YOU

Farm the scrubs on the other team. Minions are a waste of your time.


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Pro MLG Strats DO NOT TELL SCRUBS


JUST FARM THEM SCRUBS IN MID AND PUSH TO WIN.
ALL OTHER LANES ARE USELESS AND IRRELEVANT


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YOU WANT THE PROOF I'LL SHOW YOU THE ****ING PROOF



100% legit


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FAQ

But Vorthen how can I be as good as you?
You can't uninstall now.

Please?
No.

Any Pro Tips?
Spam your Q its good.

I always seem to do less damage late game why?
This happens because you haven't won the game fast enough. If you follow the guide correctly you should have your full build by 10mins and be wrecking. This will cause the crybaby scrubs to surrender.

Have my babies?
ofc but you must gibe me 14msk first.


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