And has netted me some amazing results. By the time you reach level 18 at an early 63 minutes, you will have an immense 54% dodge chance, provided mostly by the most underrated item ingame today- Ninja tabi.

You ever seen a Fiddlesticks use Ninja Tabi? I sure hadn't, until I tried it myself, and now I can't get enough. If you're sick of that one Master Yi that's shredding your team, drop everything and buy Ninja Tabi. Then press R. Congratuwelldone, you just won the game, and there's nothing that pesky Yi could have done about it. When your tank pats you on the back and says "Oh wow, I couldn't have tanked that. Good job, Fiddle.", when Mordekaiser screams your name in annoyance, because Master Yi's rage has transmitted across the lane, simply smile.

0-10 minutes should be spent in the Jungle. Start at Blue Buff and then follow Wolves, Wraiths, Golems, Red. Ignore any requests for help- You need your farm to be OP late game! You may die, even with potions. It doesn't matter, you are OP anyway.

10-20 minutes: By now you should have at least 4 of your core items, and be able to take on any AD carry that comes your way with ease, with your massive Ability Power. Be sure to max out your life drain!

20-60 minutes: You now have all your items. Enjoy. Also, press R whenever a team fight occurs. You will get many kills this way.

Pros:
You're a ******** scarecrow that can dodge like mockingbird and sting like a chicken.

Cons:
Your team may complain. They know nothing, ignore them.

If you ever have doubts while following this guide, simply remember that you are beautiful, no matter what they say. And carries won't bring you down, no, no, no.