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Evelynn Build Guide by SKJokeZ

Not Updated For Current Season

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League of Legends Build Guide Author SKJokeZ

Eve GOLD DIGGER PORNO

SKJokeZ Last updated on September 7, 2011
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Team 1

[VS]

Team 2

Ability Sequence

4
10
12
13
14
Ability Key Q
1
7
9
15
17
18
Ability Key W
2
3
5
8
Ability Key E
6
11
16
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3/
Brute Force
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3/
Lethality
Improved Rally
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Havoc
 
 

Offense: 26

 
 
 
 
 
Strength of Spirit
Evasion
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Veteran's Scars
Willpower
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ardor
Reinforce
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tenacity
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
Awareness
Expanded Mind
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Quickness
Blink of an Eye
 
 
 
 
 
Intelligence
Mystical Vision
 
 
 
 
 
 
Presence of the Master
 
 

Utility: 4


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CAUTION EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE M+15

OKAY this is a fun parody build I am about to show you. PLEASE do not be offended I will keep it as PG as possible anyways! isn't this game rated...(googleing...LOADING...)ooookay WTF is TEEN lol who new it was @ the beginning of there Video's...ENJOY this build its for the males you'll get it once you play this LOL BELIEVE ME!!!

BUT Ladies dont worry I'm sure it'll be the same-ish i dunno do i look like a chick...well...type like a chic maybe you ladies will get it but dont worrie I will be going into detail anyways ;) PG STYLEZ! BOOOM CHICA WOW WOW (kidding)


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EVE slangs outta the lanes for you ;) SHADOW STYLE!

OKAY i've known Eve when she used to AP stun and gun down champs :( YEAH I know they nerfd it she needed it BLAH BLAH CRY CRY FRIGGIN BLAH! Anyways... This Eve works for her cash know what I'm saying CAN YOU FEEL THIS BROTHA! *cough*

@the Beginning of the match you need to give Eve some assurance of protection so she feel safe out on them streets knowing you got her back so I pay out for that pretty fine dress!!!(Cloth Armor)and some Love potion...(Healthpots)


SHE knows daddies not gonna buy her stuff if she ain't making the doe SO...
FARM
FARM
FARM that booty off!!!

I pay fo dem boots she's WEARING!


By the time you 6 you woulda paid fo those nails(madreds razors) she got did!

TIME fo eve to slang the dark allies send her in to em forests and MAKE THAT DOE!?
FARM!
FARM!


EVE dont need to worry bout the other teams corner cause I got her back! CONFIDENCE!!
take their corners GOLEM BUFF and leave the lil minions their!USED and ABUSED (MANA and ATT BUFF will not spawn back till lil minions are killed...I think?)

Now be like Romantic and buy that girl CUPIDS BOW N ARROW (Recurve Bow)

Make sure Eve gets them kitchen knives to "cook me some EGGs in the morning" (Google: Cook the man some F*^%N Eggs! youtube i think!?)
She need to learn how to cook in them books to STIR CHAOS!!!(Amplyfing tome)


MATCHES my woman Malady! HOUSE WIFE COMPLETE!

EVE definetly needs to get the whole 9yard on that pedicure she gonna luk pretty!(Madreds Bloodrazor)


CORE BUILD COMPLETE


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GUIDE TO BEING THE SUGAR DADDY!

Rule Number One:
MAP AWARENESS KNOW WHATS HAPPENING AROUND YOU, You need to put Eve where she would be of service...NO CUSTOMERS no Money NO SPOILING EVE!!!


Rule Number Two:
YOUR JOB IS TO P_______...PROTECT YOUR INVESTMENT! Eve is not one to flaunt she gets shy OKAY! Shes there for Business WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM! IN and OUT is what you want eve to do. THEN rule Number One then CONTINUE Rule Number Two: if applicable


Rule Number Three: ALWAYS SERVE CLIENTS FIRST! HANDOUTS ARE @ YOUR RISK! Eve should only ever serve clients (Team Members). REGISTERED CLIENTS keep them happy makes Eve happy!Going out commando looking for trouble is a NO NO!!! GROUPIES ARE BAD IN STREETS Eve could catch something? Bad for Business.

Rule Number Four: THE STREETS ARE ALWAYS SAFEST! Jungle is Eves money maker Buffer and Cover Make sure Eve is always alternating from HOUSE WIFE to ESCORT!!!

Rule Number Four: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! Eve should be sent to the easiest way of making money so always use Rule Number One.!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Rule Number Five: Groupies Are BAD Private shows are better, YOUR Job is to thin the crowd out undetected and please Eve's CLIENTS!


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REAP FROM YOUR PAMPERING THE LOVE MAKING SEEN!!!

Okay if the build has gone correctly @ least the CORE now's the time to watch Eve like a Naughty Video and Jack the Shizz outta Q LMFAO!!!

HONESTLY NO LIES ITS LIKE THAT EXAMPLE.

EWWWW I SEE STUPID TEEMO "W" IM GONNA TAKE EVE CLOSER "R" AWWWWWW LETS GOOOOOO! "E" "QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ" "YOU HAVE SLAIN A CHAMPION!" *LIGHTS CIGERETTE* "WANNA GO AGAIN BEYBEY!"


ANYWAYS ITS JUST SOMETHING FUNNI I'VE COME UP WITH SO DONT TAKE IT TO HEART IM SURE YOU ALL WANTD TO SEE THIS FOR A LAUGH SO THUMB IT UP MY FIRST GUIDE JUST JOINED!!!!