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FAB-U-LOUS - War of the sexiest male champs.

FAB-U-LOUS - War of the sexiest male champs.

Updated on October 14, 2011
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  • LoL Champion: Ezreal
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  • LoL Champion: Nasus
  • LoL Champion: Vladimir
  • LoL Champion: Dr. Mundo
  • LoL Champion: Urgot

Explanation

We've all asked "who's the sexiest male champ"?
Well, I have.
Anyway, I'm here to put up the main contenders for this role, and see who the community adores the most.
Detailed dossiers and reasons for entering the competition are below.
WARNING - THE THINGS BELOW ARE EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL AND EXPLICIT, READ WITH DISCRETION
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Ezreal - The Floaty Feminine Fairy of Fun

He's thin, he's cute, he has the tousled hair.
Guys who like their men a little feminine love this little cutey.
He's the kind of guy that To Catch a Predator use to lure creeps, but isn't that what we all love about him?

Disclaimer - May have had a vagina at some point in his life.
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Taric - The Gleaming God of Great Gems

He sparkles in the daylight. He sparkles in the moonlight. He sparkles in the shower.
He is sparkles.
He has a manly *** hammer, so you know he's built up some damn big muscles.
And he has the dreamiest voice in the world.
He is truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, outrageous.

Also: Fuzzy Pink Leg Warmers
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Tryndamere - The Masturbating Master of Manly Muscles

"MY RIGHT ARM IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT"
That is not because of the sword. That is because of the spear, and the lonely nights as he waits for his true manly love.
He cries himself to sleep at night.
He just wants to be loved.
He also has massive tits, but they're really Pecs so it's cool.
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Garen - The Respectable Remorseless Righteous Ramrod of Really Really Rad R

He spins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo
That's right.
Manly spinning.
In a circle.
Holding your hands.
Smiling.
Because he loves you.

But other than that he's a damn boring guy.
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Lee Sin - Asian with Abnormally Awesome Abs and Antelligence

He's blind, but he can feel you undressing him with your eyes, not that that's a long think.
He's like Chuck Norris, if Mr. Norris was asian and 2421644% weaker.
He is LEE SIN, THE BLIND MONK.
Monks are cool.
But a lot have had their genitals removed.


He hasn't
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Kassadin - Teleporting Tanned Tentacled Tom

DEM ABS

that is all.
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Nasus - The Furry Fantastic Filled Freak

Aside from being blatant furry bait, this guy has
the
greatest
voice
ever.
"Where angels.. fear to tread."
Eargasm.
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Vlad - Alucard Ain't Absolutely Amazing Anymore

WHAT IS A MAN? A SEXY POOL OF BLOOD WITH TERRIBLE PUNS.
Ignoring his terrible "blood" puns. (Go ahead, be negative (B-), you'll be just my type)
Yeah..
But ignoring those, he's a great ladyboy alternative to Ezreal.
He's in a permanent state of male menstruation.
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Dr. Mundo

MUNDO ENTERS BEAUTY PAGEANTS AS HE PLEASES
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Urgot - Blubbery Beast of Big Bear Bigness

He's cool. He relaxes, plays videogames, and eats cheetos.
He's the coolest man alive.
He has the coolest robot legs and would give you rides everywhere.
and he has 3 nipples.

He's pretty much a god.
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