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FAB-U-LOUS - War of the sexiest male champs.
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Explanation
Well, I have.
Anyway, I'm here to put up the main contenders for this role, and see who the community adores the most.
Detailed dossiers and reasons for entering the competition are below.
WARNING - THE THINGS BELOW ARE EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL AND EXPLICIT, READ WITH DISCRETION
He's thin, he's cute, he has the tousled hair.
Guys who like their men a little feminine love this little cutey.
He's the kind of guy that To Catch a Predator use to lure creeps, but isn't that what we all love about him?
Disclaimer - May have had a vagina at some point in his life.
Guys who like their men a little feminine love this little cutey.
He's the kind of guy that To Catch a Predator use to lure creeps, but isn't that what we all love about him?
Disclaimer - May have had a vagina at some point in his life.
He sparkles in the daylight. He sparkles in the moonlight. He sparkles in the shower.
He is sparkles.
He has a manly *** hammer, so you know he's built up some damn big muscles.
And he has the dreamiest voice in the world.
He is truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, outrageous.
Also: Fuzzy Pink Leg Warmers
He is sparkles.
He has a manly *** hammer, so you know he's built up some damn big muscles.
And he has the dreamiest voice in the world.
He is truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, outrageous.
Also: Fuzzy Pink Leg Warmers
"MY RIGHT ARM IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT"
That is not because of the sword. That is because of the spear, and the lonely nights as he waits for his true manly love.
He cries himself to sleep at night.
He just wants to be loved.
He also has massive tits, but they're really Pecs so it's cool.
That is not because of the sword. That is because of the spear, and the lonely nights as he waits for his true manly love.
He cries himself to sleep at night.
He just wants to be loved.
He also has massive tits, but they're really Pecs so it's cool.
He spins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo
That's right.
Manly spinning.
In a circle.
Holding your hands.
Smiling.
Because he loves you.
But other than that he's a damn boring guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo
That's right.
Manly spinning.
In a circle.
Holding your hands.
Smiling.
Because he loves you.
But other than that he's a damn boring guy.
He's blind, but he can feel you undressing him with your eyes, not that that's a long think.
He's like Chuck Norris, if Mr. Norris was asian and 2421644% weaker.
He is LEE SIN, THE BLIND MONK.
Monks are cool.
But a lot have had their genitals removed.
He's like Chuck Norris, if Mr. Norris was asian and 2421644% weaker.
He is LEE SIN, THE BLIND MONK.
Monks are cool.
But a lot have had their genitals removed.
He hasn't
WHAT IS A MAN? A SEXY POOL OF BLOOD WITH TERRIBLE PUNS.
Ignoring his terrible "blood" puns. (Go ahead, be negative (B-), you'll be just my type)
Yeah..
But ignoring those, he's a great ladyboy alternative to Ezreal.
He's in a permanent state of male menstruation.
Ignoring his terrible "blood" puns. (Go ahead, be negative (B-), you'll be just my type)
Yeah..
But ignoring those, he's a great ladyboy alternative to Ezreal.
He's in a permanent state of male menstruation.
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