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Mordekaiser Humor Guide by YourStalker

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League of Legends Build Guide Author YourStalker

How to HUE Morde

YourStalker Last updated on June 20, 2012
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Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sunder
Archmage
 
 
 
 
 
 
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
Durability
Vigor
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
Mercenary
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggernaut
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mastermind
 

Utility: 30


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<Important>

ALRIGHT, SINCE YOU ARE ALL NEW TO MORDE, I WILL TELL YOU A COUPLE OF GOOD TO KNOW PHRASES CONSTANTLY USED AS MORDE:



HUE: Play
HUE: Way
HUE: Stay
HUE: KAY
HUE: Say
HUE: Lay with me in bed while I slowly and softly touch your body until you decide to HUE over for the night where we go from friends to HUEs.
HUE: MORDEESNUMEROUNOHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE



NOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT, YOU CAN LEARN TO HUE!


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Introduction

THIS ISNT A COOKIE CUTTER GUILD ON HOW TO HUE MORDE, YOU HAVE TO HUE REALLY HARD AND HUE MORE GAMES THAN EVER SO THAT YOU CAN HUE ON BACK WHILE MORDE AUTOPILOTS THE GAME AND YOU CAN FINALLY SAY HUE.

LET ME DESCRIBE THE FOUNDA(HUE)TIONS ON HOW TO HUE MORDE. YOU GOTTA TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND HUE TO THE ENEMY TEAM "HUE". ONCE YOU HUE THIS, THEY WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS. SO LETS STARTS WITH THE BASICS.


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THE HUESICS

TO FIRST START YOUR HUE ADVENTURE, YOU HAVE TO HAVE GUTS. ENOUGH GUTS TO BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND HUE WHAT YOU FEEL OUT LOUD. NOW, YOU ARE PROBABLY CONFUSED, SINCE MY HUE GOOD TIPS WERE TOO GOOD. THEY ARE SO GOOD THAT THEY ARE ALREADY IN YOUR HEAD SO I DIDN'T NEED TO PUT THEM DOWN.



Jax is a champion that will get in your hue. He will jump at you, and start whacking you with his lamp of super sparkles until you are knocked hue out. To counter this, you will have to hue on back by the tower and danc

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE SORRY ABOUT THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUED OVER ME.


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Summoner Spells

I CHOSE EXHAUST SINCE IT HAS AN "H" AND "U" AND "E" IN IT AND MADE ME THINK OF HUE.



You choose Clairvoyance because of the fact that it gives you a heads up of incoming enemies, and can stop you from facechecking the brush and getting your HUECE torn off by a ravenous Yorick Mori or by the diabolical Ezreal. Also, remember that it

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE SORRY ABOUT THAT, I MUST OF BEEN HUEING TOO MUCH THAT I FORGOT TO TAKE MY HUE PILLS. YOU CHOOSE HUEVOYANCE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN YOU ARE HUEING MORDE!


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Masteries

HUE?


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Item Build

YOU CHOOSE HUEMENT DEATH FIRST BECAUSE IT HAS DEATH, SO ONCE THEY ARE DEAD YOU CAN HUE IN THEIR GRAVES. AFTER THAT, JUST LET MORDE BUY THE ITEMS FOR YOU. HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS, SINCE ONLY MORDE CAN TRULY HUE.

NOW, YOU ARE PROBABLY THINKING WHAT TO BUY TO COUNTER THE ENEMY TEAM INCASE THEY GOT LOTS OF ATTACK DAMAGE OR MAGIC STACKING WISE. HERE I WILL HUE TO YOU THE TIPS AND TROPS OF HUEING MORDE.

IF THEY STACK ATTACK DAMAGE, GETS LOTS OF FORCE OF NATURES.

IF THEY STACK MAGIC DAMAGE, GETS LOTS OF THORNMAILS. THEY WILL HUE TO DEATH AT THE SKILL LEVEL REQUIRED BY ONLY PRO HUEERS.


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Skill Sequence

Shup ut, I know I failed at spelling "HUE" in the 'Skill Sequence' part.


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Unique zKILLS and Team Work

I COMBINE THIS BOTH SINCE YOU DO HUE THING HERE.

YOUR ZKILLZ360NOSCOPE COMES FROM YOUR HUE. THE MORE YOU HUE, THE STRONGER YOU GET. THE STRONGER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU HUE. EVENTUALLY, PHREAK WILL JOIN YOUR GAME MID GAME AND HUE WITH YOU IN THE CHAMPION HUELIGHTS. YOU AND HIM WILL BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND LEARN TO LOVE TEEMO AND JUNGLE TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU PHREAK!

OH RIGHT, TEAMWORK. IF YOUR TEAM GETS MAD, TELL THEM TO "HUE BACK BRO, AND HUE A HUE HUE".

HUE.


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Jungling

To jungle as a true (BAD) AD Morde, you must be willing to be a balls king. Make sure you get a good defensive mastery tree, and alright jungle runes(such as AD reds, flat armor yellows, MR/Level glyphs/AS glyphs, and Movespeed quints for ganking(or AD Quints)). This is an untested jungle route that Stonewall would hate me for since its bad (I LOVE YOU STONEWALL, HUE).



Get a vamp scepter start. Go to wolves and HUE them over. Personally, I say **** THE BUFFS, YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THEM. Go to wraithes. DO NOT USE SMITE EVER, SINCE USING IT WILL PUT IT ON CD, WHICH IS ANTI-FUN (FIX PLOX MORELLO). Once you are HUE with the wolves, go to golems. Show them your dixxxxxxxx, and they will die. Back and do whatever you want.

Don't gank, you are too good for that kind of mindless violence.


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Ranked Play

HUE HUE HUE OMG MAI TEAMMATO SO BAD, I CAN'T CARRY OH MAI GAWD. BAN XXSNIPERXX55030XPHREAKMASTA90000 FOR TROLLING. OMG, NOT BAN WW, GG. **** LIFE.


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Summary

Believe in yourself.



I guess you can hue that Mordekaiser
*Puts on MACE*
Shouldn't have METAL'D with him
YEEEEAAAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


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