I liked your guide. As a lock screen user, I found it exciting and informative at the same time. I really appreciated the humor and the "ending the disease" concept. I also enjoyed the conclusion of the cure to the disease. This is something that eventually, no matter how bad is your habit; it's a habit that you have to break! Thank you for the guide.

PS. I would get rid of some of the "Just kidding" Readers would eventually understand that you have a sense of humor. Food for thought. Take care!