I'VE MADE IT EASIER TO READ THIS GUIDE BY MAKING ALL THE IMPORTANT TEXT IN CAPSLOCK. THAT WAY YOU CAN FEEL MORE MOTIVATED WHEN YOU READ IT. IGNORE ANYTHING THAT'S NOT IN CAPSLOCK, THAT'S THE NON-IMPORTANT ****.

THIS IS A GUIDE TO HELP YOU MASTER THE IDEA BEHIND TANK KENNEN.

YOU KNOW HOW IN THOSE BOXER MOVIES THEY DONT FIGHT REAL GAMES RIGHT AWAY, BUT INSTEAD TRAIN. CLIMBING MOUNTAINS AND ****.
WELL YOUR TRAINING IS ****ING EVERYONE UP WITH A REGROWTH PENDANT AND A HEALTH POT
YOUR HIGH SCORE IS DETERMINED BY YOUR DEATH TO ***ITS RATIO * KILLS + TOTAL GOLD AT THE END OF THE GAME.

+ YOU ARE SO ******** GOLD EFFICIENT YOU NEVER HAVE TO GO BACK TO BASE.
+ YOU NEVER GO BACK TO BASE
+ EVER
+ YOUR REGROWTH PENDANT KEEPS YOU ALIVE, SO YOU DON'T DIE
+ YOU DON'T DIE
+ YOU PUSH TURRETS BECAUSE YOU NEVER GO BACK TO BASE
+ YOU NEVER GO BACK TO BASE
+ IF YOU DO HAVE TO GO BACK-
+ YOU NEVER GO BACK

- IGNITE IS YOUR KRYPTONITE
- YOU CAN REMEMBER THIS BECAUSE IT RHYMES

YOU ARE GOING TO THROW SHURIKENS ALL THE TIME. THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE GREATEST, MOST VERSATILE SKILL SHOT IN THE OMNIVERSE.

BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR METHOD OF ATTACK, YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO GET GLANCING SHOTS ON PEOPLE HIDING BEHIND MINIONS. THEY THINK THEY CAN AVOID YOU. THEY ARE SO ******** WRONG.
LVL 5 THAT **** IMMEDIATELY.

AFTER THAT I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO.

THE TRICK IS TO BUY A REGROWTH PENDANT, AND A HEALTH POT.

DONT WORRY, YOU CAN GET ALL OF THIS RIGHT AT THE START OF THE GAME SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO BACK.

WHATEVER YOU ALREADY HAVE WILL BE FINE. YOU'RE A SMART KID.

YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND TO GO QUESTING. WARWICKS DO THAT. YOU AREN'T A ****ING WARWICK.

FOR HARD MODE TAKE CLARITY AND RALLY

IF YOU'RE STILL A PANZY TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT*

*DONT WORRY! BY THE END OF THIS GUIDE YOU WILL NOT BE A PANZY! I GUARANTEE IT!

Actually this is a pretty solid mastery set for kennen. you may want to take good hands instead, if you're going to be less tanky in general.

SKIP THIS PART YOU CAN ALL PLAY THE ******** GAME.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR LANE
YOU FIGHT WITH GUSTO AND DEDICATION
THAT TOWER BEHIND YOU IS YOUR ****ING BABY
WOULD YOU EVER DESERT YOUR OWN CHILD!?

**** NO, YOU HOLD THE LINE!
YOU STUN THE **** OUT OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING

PRESS R, THEN E.
PROCEED TO PLAY TAG WITH EVERYONE.
WHEN YOU WIN THE GAME OF TAG, PRESS W.
IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD YOUR TEAM WITH YOU, YOU JUST SUCCESSFULLY TANKENN'ND
DONT FORGET, YOU WANT TO HUNT DOWN AND STUN THOSE FLEEING MAGGOTS WITH YOUR SHURIKENS.

IF THIS DOESN'T TEACH YOU THE ABSOLUTE LIMITS OF KENNEN, NOTHING WILL.

THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU WUSS OUT AFTER ONE SUCCESSFUL GAME THOUGH.

AFTER READING THIS GUIDE YOU WILL:

BE THE MOST EXTREME MAN ON YOUR TEAM

GET RAGED AT

MASTER THE WAYS OF TROLLING

AFTER PRACTICING THIS BUILD YOU WILL

HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF A REAL NINJA

HIT EVERY SHURIKEN, ALL THE TIME

INSPIRE ENEMY TEAM RAGE

STILL BE THE BEST ******** TROLL

HA!

IF YOU CAN MASTER KENN'N AND DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR ITEMS:

IMAGINE HOW ABSURDLY EFFECTIVE YOU WILL TROLL YOUR ENEMIES WITH ITEMS.

QUESTIONS WELCOMED IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.