DISCLAIMER:

I do not condone feeding or griefing. You should not grief without the permission of all other players in the game as griefing ruins the game and WILL get you banned.

I want to ask you a question, and that is: What is your life's blueprint?

Whenever a building is constructed, you usually have an architect who draws a blueprint, and that blueprint serves as the pattern, as the guide, and a building is not well erected without a good, solid blueprint.

Now each of you is in the process of building the structure of your lives, and the question is whether you have a proper, a solid and a sound blueprint.

I want to suggest some of the things that should begin your life's blueprint. Number one in your life's blueprint, should be a deep belief in your own dignity, your worth and your own somebodiness. Don't allow anybody to make you fell that you're nobody. Always feel that you count. Always feel that you have worth, and always feel that your life has ultimate significance.

Secondly, in your life's blueprint you must have as the basic principle the determination to achieve excellence in your various fields of endeavor. You're going to be deciding as the days, as the years unfold what you will do in life — what your life's work will be. Set out to do it well.

And when you discover what you will run it down mid, set out to do it as if God Almighty called you at this particular moment in history to do it. don't just set out to do a good job. Set out to do such a good job that the living, the dead or the unborn couldn't do it any better.

If it falls your lot to feed their midlaner, run it down mid like Michelangelo painted pictures, run it down mid like Beethoven composed music, run it down mid like Leontyne Price sings before the Metropolitan Opera. Run it down mid like Shakespeare wrote poetry. Feed the enemy midlaner so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will have to pause and say: Here lived a griefer who fed enough to end world hunger. If you can't run it down mid, feed their ADC. Feed the ADC out of their mind.

Feed their top if you can't feed the ADC. If you can't feed their top, feed their support. For it isn't by size that you win or fail. Be the best of whatever you are.

TL;DR:
If you're going to grief, you can do better than

Run it down mid with homeguard and drop a ward under the t1 turret. Teleport back once you respawn. Activate Strut, Ghost, and run it down mid again.

Activate Strut the moment you respawn and run down the least fed lane while pathing through any coins to maximize your meager income throughout the rest of the game.

Whenever Stealth Ward is not on cooldown place it under an enemy turret. Avoid using Ghost, Youmuu's Ghostblade, or talisman of ascension while any of the others are in use or during homeguard.

TL;DR:
run it down mid

Miss Fortune has the highest pre-6 sustained movement speed in the game with Strut, so max it first.

TL;DR:
max w.

It is imperative that you build items in this exact order.

Stealth Ward has the lowest cooldown of any trinket and can be Teleported to. Its low cooldown allows you to give your opponents gold faster than with the other trinkets.

Ancient Coin generates gold, allowing you to hit your one-item power spike faster; gives 5% cdr, allowing Strut to be recast faster; has passive coins that can be collected without entering combat; and builds into the core item Talisman of Ascension.

Boots are the cheapest movement-speed item.

Mobility Boots are the most gold-efficient movement speed item in the game.

Raptor Cloak gives 20% movement speed for only 900 gold and builds into Talisman of ascension.

talisman of ascension has an active movement speed buff for only 960 gold.

Aether Wisp is cheaper than zeal and gives 5% movement speed.

Zeal builds into Phantom Dancer

Phantom Dancer gives 7% movement speed for only 1400 gold.

Youmuu's Ghostblade gives 40 movement speed and an active movement speed buff.

Dead Man's Plate gives 60 movement speed.

Luden's Tempest gives only 5% additional movement speed for over 2000 gold.