"Your league knowledge is insane." Jack said, as he slipped his feminine hand into LS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests LS, as Jack blushes, the boyish figure undressed before LS. "Weak gank attempt, Jack." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards LS places his Renekton into Jack's bottom lane.

My Neeko Top would dumpster this kid smh my head

Probably the best gamer in the history of mankind. If I owned a professional team I would sign this guy ASAP. However Janna first ban is necessary.
Since I read this Mobafire guide, I have become one of the best Shen players in the world. The Soft Values page really gave me an insight on the mental warfare top laners have to endure, and how to come out on top.
My biggest takeaway was to build armour into AD champions and Magic Resis into AP champions, only geniuses can come up with stuff like this.
Looking forwards to meeting you in challenger que end of Feb.

I had this guy in my soloq game once, worst experience of my league career. Never seen so many missed taunts, turbo lost his lane, perma pushed in. Top quality banter though, much love.