Singed General Guide by jawnyan
Not Updated For Current Season
This guide has not yet been updated for the current season. Please keep this in mind while reading. You can see the most recently updated guides on the browse guides page.
WHAT WILL THIS GUIDE TEACH YOU?
How to say to others "how does it feel to get ****ed in the arse, kid?"
WHAT YOU NEED FOR THIS GUIDE TO WORK FOR YOU
Stable internet (optional)
People who can carry you (100% required)
Ability to speak fluent jape-anese
FOR NO EXPLICABLE REASON, ALWAYS WIN LANE BY GOING IN. IT CAN SOMETIMES HELPED TO SAY GET ****ED IN THE ARSE KID WHILST YOU GO IN.
REMEMBER, THIS CHAMPION ONLY WORKS IF THEY ARE BEHIND YOU, ALWAYS REPOSITION YOURSELF TO BE IN FRONT OF AN ENEMY REGARDLESS OF CIRCUMSTANCE
IS SINGED THE CHAMPION FOR YOU?
IS YOUR NAME ADAM?
IF YES THEN YES
IF NO THEN RENAME YOURSELF TO ADAM AND THE ANSWER WILL BE YES
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BEHIND
CONSIDER JUST LEAVING Q ON ALL THE TIME, YOU MAY ONLY USE IT WHEN THEY ARE BEHIND YOU, BUT IF IT'S ALWAYS ON THEY MAY GET CONFUSED AND THINK THEY ARE BEHIND YOU WHEN THEY ARE NOT. THIS WILL RESULT IN A POSSIBLE BRAIN FRACTURE, WHICH WILL HELP YOU TO WIN THE GAME WHILST YOU SHOUT
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET ****ED IN THE ARSE KID?