Udyr Build Guide by twardmanly
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Not Updated For Current Season
so Udyr is a ****ing laning mad man with turtle stance and tiger stance. So to begin, you get a dorans shield and tiger stance. Then you get a ****ing turtle stance.
Turtle stance is going to be the main stance youll be in while your in lane. Turtle stance is pretty much OP, it allows you to have infinite mana, and health. This allows you to stay in lane forever.
Tiger stance is a great damage dealing ability, it does crazy dmg at level 1 which allows you to have a little lane dominance. Tiger stance will give you a nice attack speed boost so you can last hit minions like a ****ing boss.
Bear stance is used as an initiation and a get away. Bear stance is ****ing beautiful, it gives you a nice speed boost, along with a 1 second stun. This stun is so amazing because you can stun 5 people and each person every 5 seconds. This stance will be what you use during team fights.
Phoenix stance is an amazing farm spell, but i prefer tiger stance over phoenix. Phoenix stance will be especially effective late game for some farming or pushing. With alot of attack speed you can proc the passive and destroy the minions.
In lane you will be using tiger and turtle stance alot. This will allow you to keep up in minion kills while also keeping your health up.
So for runes i take marks of attack speed, seals of dodge, and glyphs of attack speed. I know what your thinking, and yes i do have a large ***** for using glyphs as attack speed. It seems stupid but you will have so much attack speed which really helps in lane with turtle stance and tiger stance.
So udyr is king of dodge, his passive gives a 3% dodge every time an ability is used, it stacks up to 3 times, which means you can get up to a 9% ****ing dodge. With runes thats an extra 7%ish and the boots add 12%. in total you can get up to 28% dodge, which is about 28% reduced dmg from physical attack champions.
[*] You will become a ****ing man for once in your life
[*] You will have a giant ****ing ***** from using him
[*] You will be able to please your lover again
[*] He has great dmg output while still being beefy
[*] He can take out towers like non ****ing other
[*] He is hard to kill
[*] He gets kills
[*] He can offtank
[*] You may get to much *****
[*] Women may be constantly sucking your now giant *****, which will make it harder for you to rape everyone in game
[*] He sometimes gets focused due to his insane stun
If there is DPS get Randuins, if there is magic dmg get FON.. The rest you can man the **** up and figure out on your own.
Lore... i needed to fill some space...
So no one reads this anyways.. but here it goes.
The mystics of Ionia delve into the deepest mysteries of Valoran, pioneering the most inner depths of spirituality. Their adepts are some of the most devout proponents of enlightenment and harmony...but as is always the case, there are those who follow a very different path. Born in a grassy clearing under a red moon, Udyr has always been compelled by the primal drive within him. His will was not untempered, simply undomesticated. As a boy, he toiled on his father's farm, but he felt a much deeper connection with the mustangs that would graze in the distant fields than with the townsfolk who would visit. Oftentimes he was dragged into the house at night with a swat and a scolding when his parents would find him sleeping beneath the stars.
On the day of his sixteenth birthday, Udyr bade his family farewell and struck a path to the east, determined to shed the trappings of ''civilized'' society. Freed of the shackles of cultural expectations, Udyr tapped into a well of inner ferocity he hadn't known before. His feral senses roiled to the surface and he let them overcome him. It was at this point in his life that Udyr truly lost his humanity. Poachers and travelers who entered his territory did so at terrible risk, and rarely managed to leave it.
A monk on a long journey passed through his woods one day, and Udyr decided to scare him, leaping from a nearby brush. The monk casually turned and redirected Udyr to one side. Udyr, enraged, tried time and time again to best him, but the monk was unassailable. When Udyr was exhausted, the monk wordlessly beckoned him to follow, and together they walked in silence to the Hirana Monastery. The monks there took him in, and taught him to harness and control his animalistic fury...most of the time.
Yes he is ****ing hardcore. And yes he is a **** for scaring that monk, well trying to. I think he needs a different lore, the same idea, but different. So read the other parts of this nigtastic build.
In summery Udyr is a ****ing monster. He gets kills. He doesnt die. And by using him with this build women will be suddenly more attracted to you.
His lore is ****ing awesome. I kinda want to meet that ****ing monk that he tried to murder, cuz he seems like a hardcore ***********er. Also, he says some pretty chill things like "If PETA asks, this fur is fake.", i lol'd.
In the end Udyr is the best champion ever, and he always will be. And if Riot nerfs him i will buy 3 MP5K (the first gun ever invented) and go to the building. I will then stalk room to room pumping round after led round into the ***********ers that nerfed him. I will then run Riot and hire a new staff and tell them that the same will happen to them if they nerf Udyr.