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Introduction
Ziggs- He is a tiny little yordle, all you gotta do is body slam him, you'll crush him.
Kassadin- Unlike other midlaners, Rugby Player Gragas can run laps around Kass, while Kass can silence you and your barrels, you can just beat the **** out of him with your head.
Kayle- Body Slam, rip off her wings, **** on her corpse. GG
Kha'Zix- He won't even get a chance to evolve, he'll rage quit before 6.
Lulu- Another Yordle, Body Slam OP.
Katarina- Her blades can't pierce your tough outer shell of fat. No damage is done to you, how could you lose.
Talon- No competition.
Yasuo- He literally can't get you off the ground to ulti you.
Swain- Literally, eat his crows for breakfast.
Orianna- She can throw A ball at you, whip out your balls to combat her, Jack Daniels and Bundaberg respectively.
Lux- Eat her laser for lunch.
Morgana- She can snare you, but being a rugby player you can just break through it.
Malzahar- Eat his voidlings for dinner.
Brand- Your fat should protect you from burns.
Nidalee- Get hit by her spears, pull them out, throw them at her.
Syndra- She has more balls than you, keep Jack Daniels and Bundaberg away and just Body Slam her.
Ahri- She can't charm you, you're not into beastiality.
Fizz- When his ult jumps out, grab it and eat it.
Kassadin- Unlike other midlaners, Rugby Player Gragas can run laps around Kass, while Kass can silence you and your barrels, you can just beat the **** out of him with your head.
Kayle- Body Slam, rip off her wings, **** on her corpse. GG
Kha'Zix- He won't even get a chance to evolve, he'll rage quit before 6.
Lulu- Another Yordle, Body Slam OP.
Katarina- Her blades can't pierce your tough outer shell of fat. No damage is done to you, how could you lose.
Talon- No competition.
Yasuo- He literally can't get you off the ground to ulti you.
Swain- Literally, eat his crows for breakfast.
Orianna- She can throw A ball at you, whip out your balls to combat her, Jack Daniels and Bundaberg respectively.
Lux- Eat her laser for lunch.
Morgana- She can snare you, but being a rugby player you can just break through it.
Malzahar- Eat his voidlings for dinner.
Brand- Your fat should protect you from burns.
Nidalee- Get hit by her spears, pull them out, throw them at her.
Syndra- She has more balls than you, keep Jack Daniels and Bundaberg away and just Body Slam her.
Ahri- She can't charm you, you're not into beastiality.
Fizz- When his ult jumps out, grab it and eat it.
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