HI GUYS.
I LIKE BACON.
I LIKE SEJUANI.
SEJUANI IS BACON. SHE MAKES THE OTHER TEAM FAT AND SLOW. THEN YOUR TEAMMATES KILL THEM. K?

YOU USE YOUR W TO CLEAR JUNGLE, THEN START GANKING AT 4. YOU HAVE MASSIVE CC. NOBODY CAN GET AWAY, UNLESS THEY HAVE FLASH, GHOST, SINGED'S ULT, AND HAX. ALL YOU DO IS SLAP PEOPLE, MAKE THEM SLOW, AND ABSORB DAMAGE. K?

OK HERE WE GO.

PASSIVE: YOU HIT PEOPLE AND APPLY A 10% SPEED DEBUFF THAT LASTS FOR A FEW SECONDS. (FROST, I THINK?)

Q: YOU CHARGE FORWARDS, AND APPLY FROST TO ANYONE YOU HIT. YOU WILL PASS THROUGH MINIONS (AND/OR WALLS), BUT STOP WHEN YOU HIT AN ENEMY CHAMPION. USE IT TO INITIATE, CATCH UP TO PEOPLE, OR ESCAPE OVER WALLS. THE FROST DEBUFF INCREASES YOUR W DAMAGE BY 50%, SO IT'S PRETTY NICE TO BE ABLE TO SPAM FROST ON LOTS OF PEOPLE.

MAX IT LAST.

W: YOUR W DOES AREA OF EFFECT MAGIC DAMAGE TO TARGETS AROUND YOU. THIS DAMAGE IS INCREASED BY 50% IF THE TARGET IS DEBUFFED WITH YOUR FROST PASSIVE. KICKS *** FOR JUNGLING. IT SCALES OFF OF HP (2% OF MAX HP -> DAMAGE AT LEVEL 5)

MAX IT FIRST.

E: ANYONE NEARBY WHO IS AFFECTED BY FROST TAKES MODERATE MAGIC DAMAGE, AND GETS A CRIPPLING SPEED DEBUFF. AS SOON AS YOU Q INTO A GROUP OF PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD USE THIS. THERE'S NO POINT IN WAITING, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE IT IF FROST WEARS OFF.

R: BASICALLY AN ASHE ARROW. SKILLSHOT STUN, WITH A PRETTY DECENT AOE STUN ATTACHED TO IT. ALSO APPLIES FROST TO EVERYONE IT HITS. OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS AT 6, 11, AND 16.

IT HAS A PRETTY LONG COOLDOWN. USE IT FOR GANKS N STUFF. IT'S AWESOME IN TEAMFIGHTS. USE IT TO INTERRUPT ANNOYING SPELLS (NUNU/KAT/KARTH ULTS ETC). BLAST A GROUP OF ENEMIES, USE E TO SLOW THEM, THEN CHARGE AFTER ANYONE WHO TRIES TO RUN.

K?

3x HP QUINTS.
9x MAGIC PENETRATION REDS
9x FLAT ARMOR YELLOWS
9x SCALING MAGIC RESIST BLUES

JUST BE BEEFY.

K?

FIRST YOU BUY

[boots] AND 5x HEALTH POTS.
NEXT YOU UPGRADE TO MERCURY TREADS
THEN YOU BUILD A PHAGE --> FROZEN MALLET
THEN YOU BUILD AN AEGIS OF THE LEGION

YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE WON BY NOW, BUT IF NOT THEN BUY:

GIANT'S BELT
CHAIN VEST
THE 740 GOLD MAGIC RESIST THING.

NOW YOU ARE INVINCIBLE.

IF THE GAME IS SOMEHOW STILL GOING, JUST STACK HP. YOU HAVE TONS OF ARMOR AND MR ALREADY.

WRIGGLE'S LANTERN IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE ON SEJUANI. YOU KILL STUFF WITH MAGIC DAMAGE.

K?

ALL YOU NEED IS:

[ghost]
[smite]

GHOST TO BE FAST AND CATCH UP WITH IDIOTS
SMITE TO KILL STUPID THINGS IN JUNGLE

K?

9 INTO OFFENSE, 21 INTO DEFENSE.

OFFENSE:
BUFF YOUR GHOST, GET 3 POINTS OF AP, THEN THE CDR AND MAGIC PENETRATION.

DEFENSE:
GET THE ANTI-MINION STUFF. IT SPEEDS UP YOUR EARLY JUNGLE A LOT.
GET -2 TO ALL INCOMING DAMAGE FOR THE SAME REASON.
GET HP, ARMOR, SPEED, -% DAMAGE TAKEN, ETC. ETC. PRETTY STRAIGHT FORWARD.

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START AT BLUE. GET A GOOD LEASH. IF YOUR TEAMMATES DO EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF DAMAGE, IT WILL SAVE YOU A WHOLE HEALTH POT, WHICH YOU CAN THEN USE BEFORE YOUR FIRST GANK. MAKE SURE THAT YOUR W IS HITTING ALL THE CREEPS IN A CAMP.

REMEMBER TO Q INTO THE MIDDLE OF JUNGLE CAMPS SO THAT ALL THE CREEPS GET HIT BY YOUR PASSIVE, AND YOUR W DOES EXTRA DAMAGE.

USE SMITE ON BLUE GOLEM
THEN DO WOLVES
THEN DO WRAITHS
THEN DO THE 2 GOLEMS
USE SMITE TO KILL RED
THEN WRAITHS

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE LEVEL 4 NOW.

GO MAKE SOMEBODY FAT AND SLOW WHILE YOUR TEAMMATE KILLS THEM.

AFTER YOU GANK SOMEONE, GO BUY. YOU WILL BE AROUND LEVEL 4-5 AND WANT 1-2 HEALTH AND MANA POTS. TO SPEED YOU ALONG TO LEVEL 6. YOU WON'T NEED BLUE BUFF WHEN IT RESPAWNS, SO GIVE IT TO YOUR TEAMMATES.

DON'T WASTE TIME TRYING TO GANK ELUSIVE TARGETS (VLAD, ETC) WITHOUT YOUR ULT. JUNGLE WHEN YOUR ULT IS ON CD, GANK WHEN IT'S UP.

TALK TO YOUR TEAMMATES. LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LIKE THIS:

"LOL HAY GUYS IM KILLING THE SMALLCAMPS THEN COMING BOT. OK? LOL"

ALLCAPS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

K?

IN A GANK, YOUR JOB IS TO BE BE FAT, AND MAKE THE TARGET SLOW.

WHEN YOU GO TO GANK SOMEONE TRY TO RUN UP TO THEM AND HIT THEM. IT'S BEST IF YOU CAN SAVE YOUR Q TO CATCH UP TO THEIR FLASH. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO Q TO GET ONTO THEM THOUGH. NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S BEST IF YOU CAN SAVE YOUR Q UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY NEED IT.

GHOSTING OUT OF THE BUSHES AND ONTO SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY MAKE THEM POP FLASH OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAY.

AFTER YOU HIT THEM, IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATE YOUR W AND E, AND JUST AUTOATTACK.

YOU WILL SLOW THEM, AND SLOWLY CHIP AWAY AT THEIR HEALTH. HOPEFULLY YOUR TEAMMATES DO ENOUGH DAMAGE TO KILL THE TARGET.

K?

SOMETIMES YOU WILL GET LOTS OF KILLS FROM W LASTHITTING CHAMPIONS. SOMETIMES YOU WILL GET KILLS FROM CHASING DOWN IDIOTS AS THEY RUN AWAY. SOMETIMES YOU WON'T GET MANY KILLS. YOU WILL ALWAYS GET LOTS OF ASSISTS. AS LONG AS YOUR HAVE INTELLIGENT TEAMMATES, YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU ARE EXTREMELY RELIANT UPON YOUR TEAMMATES, SINCE YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST A SLOWBOT.

IF YOU CAN GET INTO AUTOATTACK RANGE WITHOUT USING Q, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SLOW ANYBODY DOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO KILL THEM. THIS IS YOUR JOB.

YOU ARE ALSO PRETTY BEEFY, SO YOU CAN TURRET DIVE WELL. Q ONTO THE TARGET, E TO SLOW, W TO DO A BIT OF DAMAGE. AFTER YOU SLOW THEM, YOUR JOB IS JUST TO TANK THE TURRET WHILE YOUR TEAMMATES KILL THE IDIOT WHO THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE.

YOU CAN STILL BE AN EFFECTIVE TURRET DIVER AT MEDIUM-LOW HEALTH. (DON'T BE STUPID THOUGH)

IF YOU HAVE MEDIUM-LOW HP, RUN IN AND WHACK THE TARGET TO SLOW HIM. USE E TO SLOW HIM MORE. TAKE A TURRET HIT OR 2, THEN Q OUT. YOUR TEAMMATES SHOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH THE JOB.

K?

YOU WANT TO HAVE:
-160-180 ARMOR/MAGIC RESIST (YOU CAN CHANGE THIS, DEPENDING ON THEIR TEAM COMP.)
-A FROZEN MALLET
-LOTS OF HP

YOUR JOB:
-SLOW IDIOTS
-STUN IDIOTS
-TANK STUFF

CAPLOCK IS FOR NOOBS. HOLD SHIFT WHEN YOU TYPE.

K?