The "I'll protect you with my fedora, fair maiden" W
Use your W to heal yourself.
Never heal your teammates, because **** those guys.
The "I'll rape you in your sleep" E
Use E whenever you can.
If someone says that you are wasting mana, report them.
What lane do I go?
Don't pick a lane, because Kayle goes wherever she pleases.
If you pick a lane, kill yourself