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This was a hilarious build I discovered during research with a friend. The idea was, we wanted to feed his Cho'Gath to test and see what the maximum health possible on a Cho'Gath build. In order to do that though, we needed to get to him as fast as possible. Obviously, the first item we bought was boots of mobillity, and I dropped my first point in move quick. Thirty-three feeds later, we discovered he was only getting 90 gold a kill. So, disenchanted by this, we simply began defending the lanes from the minions as he ate ours. So, each of the three of us feeding him took up a lane, and hunkered down. By this time, I had boots of mobillity, four zeals, and nasher's tooth. At one point, Heimerdinger died, and I had to go save his lane. The I arrived before my fifteen second mushroom could build a charge. Thats when we realized that Revive gives a speed boost on cast, and that Heimerdinger's move rate was 1200 for a few seconds.
Laughing hysterically, I based and turned in my four zeals for phantom dancers. I now had a speed of 658. In order to test maximum speed, I tower dove the enemy spawn point, cast revive, and told Teemo to run to the enemy nexus. He got there faster than I could find the "follow hero" button for my camera. I promise you that if you build this in a legitimate game, you will be incappable of killing any thing short of minions and neutrals, but no one will ever be able to catch you.
As a side note, the rate in which teemo pumped out shrooms was rediculous. In the time it took for my first shroom to dissapear, I had an entire grid pattern set out between the two mid turrets, plus one grid stretching from mid river, to top river.
Cho'Gath did not aprove.