Congratulations! You have just rolled Pantheon, the blind monk. You have chosen the only champion that CANNOTdie. Ever.

Let me give you some back story: I grew up in a small town in suburban new york. My brother was home from college for thanksgiving, and we decided to play a game of aram with his slothy friend. The internet had been shotty that day due to a snowstorm so I was worried we would lag out. But luckily, I rolled Pantheon. I knew at this point that I would be completely unstoppable and that there was no way we could lose. The end result was this:

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1646503028/200706442?tab=overview

Pantheon can eviscerate the entire enemy team, using only one item, the godlike:

BRUTALIZER

Since you are in aram, there is only one item you can buy, since you can't die.

To summarize, buy brutalizer, don't be a dumbass, and there is now way you can lose.

Pros: He is immortal and wins every game.

Cons: After playing him the only thing you can fap to is him.