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The Kinds of people you see at the Gym!
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- The unnaturally huge guy
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- The guy who does nothing but y
- The clown on his phone
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- The body building chick
- The mirror whore
- The guy who was really skinny
- The chick who does her squats
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Introduction
- An iPod, or other music device with headphones
- Tight pants
- A high tolerance of idiots
With that said, let us begin!
How to deal with them: Don't stare. Don't give him any attention. Don't even make eye contact. He feeds off attention. Just ignore him, and he will hopefully wander off to find other people to feed off.
How to deal with them: He fears attention. He doesn't want anyone looking at him, it took all of his courage to even come to the gym in the first place. Even a casual glance at him wrecks his nerves. Assert your dominance and you will be the alpha dog of the gym.
How to deal with them: Put in your headphones and turn that volume up as loud as it takes to block him out. Not much else to do, other then hope he loses his voice and finally shuts up.
How to deal with them: Headphones are your best bet. Drowning him out with music usually solves the problem. If you forgot your iPod, then try to stay out of the same room as him.
CAUTION: Try to do as little exercises in his presence as possible. The slightest fault in your form is just the excuse he's looking for to come over and point it out, and start this prepared speech about proper form and nutrition and all that ****.
How to deal with them: Only do an exercise when he's not looking, and only do exercises you have perfect form in. Any mishap is like a siren screaming for him to come over and teach a "noob" how to maintain form and stuff.
How to impress: She doesn't impress easily. You need to be doing more weight then her, show her who's boss. She won't even glance if you are doing less weight then her. Make sure you have proper form though, nothing is more embarrassing then a guy whose trying too hard and has bad form.
How to deal with them: Not really much to do, he's not paying attention to you anyways. Or anyone else for that matter. Just lift on the other half of the room so you don't have to deal with him blocking your view.
How to deal with them: If he's still smaller then you, then avoid all contact. If he's bigger then you, avoid all contact WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. If he confronts you, act like you don't know/remember him. If he uses an example of being bullied by you to jog your memory, he's definitely itching for some revenge. GTFO.
How to deal with them: Do NOT, let her catch you staring. She will confront you, and it will be extremely uncomfortable. When she's not paying attention, sneak a quick peek, but good god be discreet about it.
How to deal with them: Avoid at all costs. If he asks how many sets you have left, tell him you just finished and give whatever weights you're using up immediately. He is the alpha dog, but fortunately he's too stupid to know it. Hope he never figures it out.
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