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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Great deal.
Alan Wake a pretty good game. The main story (80% of the game) is nothing special overall(even though the story was pretty good), but the epilogues (called "specials" in the game) were GREAT. They played around a lot with the game mechanics and that made the game so much more enjoyable. It's worth playing for the story and the specials alone, honestly.
My first impressions of American Nightmare are that it's bad, but I've barely played it, so don't take my word on that. Really, don't.