On the night of September 28th, the Average Joe's licked their wounds and attempted to take the lampshades off their heads after their drunk romp around last week where they managed to lose the household cat in a "feather dusting incident." That being said legends spoke of the Average Joe's triumph to come that will be shown forever on the Crystal Scar, Youtube, Redtube, newspapers, and various billboards everywhere. Average Joe swagtastic seguoi maoi ultimate drinks will be served after tonight's victory on the island of Bissagos. Look it up bro I triple dog dare ya. Google map that shiznits. Look for the large inflatable Taric outside of the bar. It ain't easy being cheezy narbs.