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Penguin_Peng's Mobafire Blog

08 Jun
The sun set as the day came to a close. The Average Joe's gathered around the fire and told tales of old as talk of Dominion was adrift in everyone's minds. From getting plastered before their match group stage games before they made the big bucks and got the hella' dank Tonka(TM) Trucks full of women they would always remember their humble beginnings at the bar on the island of Bissagos. However, over time just like all good things the bar with the Inflatable Taric outside was torn down and the Joe's were running out of steam and social activities to do when their D&D group wasn't...
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19 Oct
On the fateful night of October 19th, the Average Joes attempted to find a team member to fill in for he who will not be named (Joe-chan). For that particular person has a computer that is playa-hating on the LoL client. However, not all hope is lost as the mythical legend known as Jakeamasta is ready to 420 blaze it desu all over Clueless senpai's no-no's. Yep I said it, we are gunning for mama bear this week and we are gonna steal the cub and a few blunts from her picnic purse basket holder that may have Clueless stickers all over it. Watch out for big daddy Jakeamasta to lead the...
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05 Oct
On the date of October 5th, Average Joe's fans roared from ocean to ocean, country to country, street to street, and house to house. T-Shirts sold like wild fire with various slogans and phrases at the recent Bar with the Inflatable Taric meet up in the Galapatos Isles. "Pimping aint easy, but it is for the Joe's" and "LOL CMAN CARRY US." I believe I even saw a t-shirt with an inverted cat being held by what could only be described as a Skull man with a limp for an arm that had green with blue hair and had a lumberjack outfit on. That being said watch out for the...
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28 Sep
On the night of September 28th, the Average Joe's licked their wounds and attempted to take the lampshades off their heads after their drunk romp around last week where they managed to lose the household cat in a "feather dusting incident." That being said legends spoke of the Average Joe's triumph to come that will be shown forever on the Crystal Scar, Youtube, Redtube, newspapers, and various billboards everywhere. Average Joe swagtastic seguoi maoi ultimate drinks will be served after tonight's victory on the island of Bissagos. Look it up bro I triple dog dare ya. Google...
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21 Sep
On the date of September 21st the team known as the Average Joe's wash the blood and try to clear their heads of the aftermath of their first battle with destiny. They may have been Clueless (cough) of the barrier that is separating them from the best of the best but the team still did get the ladies they wanted at the end of the day. Sion always rolls in the ladies at the end of the day. Desu Moe Sagoui match Clueless-senpais. Pimpin' ain't easy but it is for the Joe's.
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