What is Teemo?

Teemo is a furry creature.

If boiled at the proper temperature, the fur can be removed with little difficulty resulting in a delicious meaty surprise. Blind testers have stated that this delicacy is "tasty," "scrumptious," and "muy sabroso."

However, in accordance with League Law, champions are not actually supposed to be eaten. Fizz, the fisherman, has been called out for heartlessly throwing Urf and other domesticated sharks at poor unsuspecting summoners who are shortly after eaten alive. Cho'Gath is a hot topic of controversy due to the nature of his ultimate, suitable named Feast. Fortunately, this topic is not for us to discuss today.

Returning to the original point of Teemo.

So. What is Teemo?

A delectable treat? A biohazard? A living and breathing ward?

No. Teemo is a taunt. A global taunt.

We invite all you hunters of men to leave your hopeless travels and join us on Summoner's Rift.

Teemo awaits.