What is Teemo?

Teemo is a furry creature.

If boiled at the proper temperature, the fur can be removed with little difficulty resulting in a delicious meaty surprise. Blind testers have stated that this delicacy is "tasty," "scrumptious," and "muy sabroso."

However, in accordance with League Law, champions are not actually supposed to be eaten. Fizz, the fisherman, has been called out for heartlessly throwing Urf and other domesticated sharks at poor unsuspecting summoners who are shortly after eaten alive. Cho'Gath is a hot topic of controversy due to... Read More