"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
made this for a friend of mine, but it's part of my slideshow anyways because I just have a whole load of images in that.
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
made this for a friend of mine, but it's part of my slideshow anyways because I just have a whole load of images in that.
bruh
I love how well Popstar Ahri's tail works with the swish and curl of the 'h' in the picture.
Imma 'bout to end this man's whole career My rather unimpressive and slowly growing anime list! Currently watching:
Nisekoi: False Love |
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And I frequently use my own photos as backgrounds. Most of them can be found here.