"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Jhoijhoi, I SWEAR you have access to the veteran forums because we were literally talking about making a general picture thread just a few days ago.
Anyway, that's a picture of me and three of my friends before one of our school's productions of Phantom of the Opera. I'd be the one on the far right. To answer any oncoming questions:
-That's not alcohol, it's sparkling cider.
-We are DAMN classy
-We are WAY too Asian for anyone to handle.
inb4 2 young to moderate a site
Anyway, that's a picture of me and three of my friends before one of our school's productions of Phantom of the Opera. I'd be the one on the far right. To answer any oncoming questions:
-That's not alcohol, it's sparkling cider.
-We are DAMN classy
-We are WAY too Asian for anyone to handle.
inb4 2 young to moderate a site
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Hahahah. No. I'm joking. That's not me. That's Lady Gaga. Hahahah. Yep. Not me.