"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
So I heard you like arrows in the knee, so I took a knee in the arrow, so you don't have to take an arrow in the knee. At least I was going to, but then I took a piece of toast with strawberry jam in the gut.
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I think the "Arrow to the knee" meme will soon fade, but I've seen some creativity in new types of "Arrow jokes", for instance:
"I used to play Ryze, but then I took a ball in the face".
and...
"I used to listen, but then I took a Metallica song to the ear".
I'm sure you can think of some more :P This is the new era of "arrow jokes", get ready, huehuehueh..
Just kidding. :P
"I used to play Ryze, but then I took a ball in the face".
and...
"I used to listen, but then I took a Metallica song to the ear".
I'm sure you can think of some more :P This is the new era of "arrow jokes", get ready, huehuehueh..
Just kidding. :P
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Hahaha.
(edit: I hope for their sake that ppl don't think that I meant the above was funny)