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Yea, your peenis was 0 and it's now 4. Grats.
Lurn ta understand simple stuff, brah.
Lurn ta understand simple stuff, brah.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Vavena wrote:
What? When? where? was I drunk ?
Yes dear. That's what happens when you get drunk. You go home with the ugly dude with a small **** and wake up feeling violated. Then you repress those memories and believe that it was all just some dream.
Alcohol is bad, kids.
Lol, jk. Alcohol is good.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Luther3000 wrote:
Is there anyone on this website who isn't stalking Vavena?
I have yet to meet a stalker on here
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Awww koksei why would I decline someone like you. Why no I would never do such a thing :3
Yea, especially with his 4inch peenis