"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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@Searz that was pretty much a response to this comment. I was agreeing that I haven't met people bring up MLP to be like "LOOK AT ME I LIKE PONIES" irl. It's more of an internet thing, and the thing about the internet is people like to share/talk what they like so it seems more "in your face" sometimes.
Well derp, you didn't state why.
You always need to state the obvious on the internet.