ther's a date for a reason. ppl arent too quick with the news section.
Thank you jhoijhoi, Keondre, LaCorpse, The_Nameless_Bard, Arcana3, Apfeljack, Hogopogo, eddie199, Xiaowiriamu, and JEFFY40HANDS for the spectacular sigs!
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Mundo Hire New Help to Announce Skins and Champions Sale
(Corporate Mundo hate talking to customers, so he breaking in new spokes-peons to help him with skins and champions sale. Each week, he test new potential spokes-peon. Then he lock peon in office and make him push skins and champions sales. First up, Blast Zone Heimerdinger. Dance for cash bags, Heimerdinger!)
No, don't beat me! I… oh, hello! I apologize for my appearance. During my installation of Corporate Mundo's new massage chair this morning, I triggered an unfortunate thermal-based reaction. While attempting to recalibrate the chair's transinductive hypercolligulator, I'm afraid I miscalculated the exhaust vector. As a result, Mundo's office now smells like a cut-rate smokehouse and the pain in my own form is… let's see, what's the word…? Oh yes: excruciating.
Before I hobble off to the medical kiosk, I wish to point out a number of discounted skins and champions. If you purchase them, Mundo promises to use the proceeds for the creation of The Heimerdinger Hospital Ward for Unforeseen Experimentation Malfunctions. Please donate generously; Mundocare can't begin to cover all of my bills!
The sale runs from June 29 through July 2. And now, if you'll excuse me, the probability of my continued existence is rapidly approaching zero…
(Mundo back. You like Heimerdinger? Let Mundo know in comments below. You want another spokesperson? You tell Mundo who, then he beat them up and drag them here. It Mundo's way of giving back!)