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Spells:

Clarity

Teleport

Items

MUST HAVE

Situational

Ability Order

Alistar Passive Ability

Introduction

I got to Gold II because I know how to play this game. This is why you guys should do EXACTLY THE SAME as I do. I am here to give you advice and such so no worries. Just trust me, these items, runes and masteries work like a dream. I usually use skin because it is freaking awesome

I also get high diamonds against me on my smurf whose name I won't tell because I don't want friend requests.

Here, a song:

Runes

- I take these runes because they allows you to use more abilities. It works for me.
- I take these runes because they allow you to use more abilities. It works for me.

- I take these runes because they give me gold. It works for me.

- I take these runes because they allow you use more abilities. It works for me.

- I take these runes because they allow you to use more abilities. And as you might've had guessed, they work for me.

Masteries

Why the f wouldn't you take 30 points in one tree!???!?!?!?!?!??!? IF YOU RUN SETUPS LIKE 21/0/9 YOU SHOULD SHAME. IF YOU DARE TO SEPARATE THE MASTERIES FROM EACH OTHER YOU ARE COLD BLOODED MOTHAFACKA

PLS DON'T DO THAT

Items

- Gives you ton of critical chance and attack speed. It also works for me.

- These give you movement speed. They work for me.

- Gives life steal and critical chance. Also, works for me.

- Slow. Do I need to say more? (I get this item, it works for me)

- Damage and Ability power? Works for me.

- the best item in the game hands down. It's bugged with because they work for me.

- The best item against heavy AD teams. I get this item so it's good!

- Gives health. Also, I get this item.

- A free ward. (WORKS FOR ME)

zeke's herald - WORKS FOR ME

Skill Sequence

I max first because it works for me. Then I max because IT WORKS FOR ME. Then I max because IT. WORKS. FOR. ME. (IT ALSO WORKS FOR ME)

I MAX ULTIMATE LAST BECAUSE IT'S SO USELESSSSSSSSSSS